ASK ME ANYTHING

[retrorussell]

Where do you go for the best pizza, burgers or fried chicken? (answer any or all if you like)

[RCMerchant]

Pizza? NYC. Burgers? I dunno. Chicken? The Deli in Lawton.

[claws]

Where do you go for the best pizza, burgers or fried chicken? (answer any or all if you like)

I live in a small town in Germany and we do have a few places that sell pizza. Germans like thin crust pizza and they like their pizza simple when it comes to toppings. Ham, salami, mushrooms, onions, cheese and sometimes bell peppers. When I order pizza I usually order from a local doner kebab place. They have a good variety and their crust isn't too thin. I usually go for sucuk pizza or doner pizza and sometimes 4-cheese pizza. I still haven't found a place that makes a decent ground beef pizza though.

Burgers are hit and miss where I live. Even though they offer outrageous and delicious burger creations they all fail at burger buns. Problem is, there is no such thing as soft bread in Germany. They have like a zillion type of bread but they are all chewy. Stores offer "American Style" burger buns but they are nothing like american buns at all. They are brittle and dry. I've tried burgers from places out of town who claim they make their own buns, but there hasn't been anything truly convincing that made me say "now that's a damn good bun!".
Another problem are burger patties. Most places use frozen burger patties and you can tell right away. IF I want a frzen burger patty I might as well hit up McDonalds.

As far as chicken go, Germans don't do fried chicken. It is all about rotisserie chicken in Germany.

[Leah]

Sex Pistols or Joy Division?

[ER]

Hard one, but Joy Division.

[Ash]

Anyone want to ask me anything?

[RCMerchant]

Sure, Ash! Do you have any teeth missing?

[Ash]

Sure, Ash! Do you have any teeth missing?

I do!  Three molars.  One on the right and two on the left. 
(Interesting fact:  I'm 46 and still have my wisdom teeth)

[RCMerchant]

ER- You missing any teeth? 

[RCMerchant]

Where do you go for the best pizza, burgers or fried chicken? (answer any or all if you like)

As far as chicken go, Germans don't do fried chicken. It is all about rotisserie chicken in Germany.

I will never go to Germany. I would starve!

[RCMerchant]

Sex Pistols or Joy Division?

Sex Pistols, of course!
Joy Division,sorry if anyone likes them, this is just my opinionated opinion- they were Shoe Gazers. Always walk around staring at their feet.

http://youtu.be/2Ah1JM9mf60

[ER]

ER- You missing any teeth? 

Nope. I've never even had a cavity.

[RCMerchant]

ER- You missing any teeth?  

Nope. I've never even had a cavity.

You'll make a perfect medical skeleton!  
The only reason they would want to save my skeleton is if they were studying why a grown man is only 5'2".

[Allhallowsday]

ER- You missing any teeth?  

Nope. I've never even had a cavity.

You'll make a perfect medical skeleton!  

I could've told you she was perfect. 

The only reason they would want to save my skeleton is if they were studying why a grown man is only 5'2".

Grown man?  And I thought it was Elephant Boy. 

[ER]

John, can you genuflect elegantly,?