Santa's Summer House (2012)

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Coincidence? RiffTrax just announced a running commentary for Santa's Summer House for free on their YouTube channel. Premieres Dec 14, 2021

https://www.youtube.com/c/rifftrax/videos

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Well, here it is with Rifftrax guidance

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[FatFreddysCat]

DeCoteau made 22 movies in this house, including Santa's Summer House


1807 Latigo Canyon Road, Malibu, California

I can see why DeCoteau is still making movies.
He just doesn't care they all take place at the same house 

Is that his own house?

If so... makin' no budget trash pays WAY better than I thought. :D

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I don't believe it was his own house, but he was allowed to film there. I think it was sold recently.

[Trevor]

I don't believe it was his own house, but he was allowed to film there. I think it was sold recently.

Apparently it was in foreclosure.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1807-Latigo-Canyon-Rd-Malibu-CA-90265/20555390_zpid/

[kornula]

I took the reactions of you guys watching just the trailer as a challenge...

Your reactions are underselling how bad even the trailer is.  The one thought that kept up in my mind the whole three minutes of the trailer is that these are the best parts of the movie they are showing us to sell the movie...right?

[Trevor]

The one thought that kept up in my mind the whole three minutes of the trailer is that these are the best parts of the movie they are showing us to sell the movie...right?

Having worked on as many films as I have, yes, that is exactly what they do with a trailer. 

[chainsaw midget]

I took the reactions of you guys watching just the trailer as a challenge...

Your reactions are underselling how bad even the trailer is.  The one thought that kept up in my mind the whole three minutes of the trailer is that these are the best parts of the movie they are showing us to sell the movie...right?

Are they trying to sell it to us or are they trying to warn us?

[lester1/2jr]

"Cynthia Rothrock was the Queen of Martial Arts in the 1990s" I would definitely dispute that

this looks amazing. any remember that gary Daniels movie where he went from being shot at from a helicopter to somehow taking over the helicopter? the most insane action scene of all time imo

[Trevor]

"Cynthia Rothrock was the Queen of Martial Arts in the 1990s" I would definitely dispute that

this looks amazing. any remember that gary Daniels movie where he went from being shot at from a helicopter to somehow taking over the helicopter? the most insane action scene of all time imo

Is "Rage" perhaps the movie you're thinking about?

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114224/?ref_=fn_tt_tt_30

[Rev. Powell]

"Cynthia Rothrock was the Queen of Martial Arts in the 1990s" I would definitely dispute that

Who do you think was the queen of MA in the 90s? Rothrock was in the most movies featured on Cinemax by a long shot, at least.

[RCMerchant]

Cynthia Rothrock ? 80's- yes. 90'? I would say Lucy Liu.

I know this clip is from 2003- but Lucy Liu is #1, for the 90's.

http://youtu.be/OLvz5E61UNs

1970's- has to be (for me), Angela Mao.

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Lucy Liu? She did supporting bits in 13 movies in the 1990s, none of them had anything to do with martial arts.

[lester1/2jr]

trevor - that must be it. quite a feat

rev-  I guess. I never got into American martial arts movies. my roots are strictly HK

[RCMerchant]

If they made a sequel titled SATAN'S SUMMER HOUSE with the same cast and crew- I'd watch it!