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TOP 20 BAD MOVIES

Started by RCMerchant, January 05, 2025, 10:19:31 PM

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RCMerchant

We haven't done this in a while. So-!

1. BRIDE OF THE MONSTER (1955) is my #1. The rest are in no real order.
2. HORRORS OF SPIDER ISLAND (1959)
3. the BRAIN THAT WOULDN'T DIE (1959)
4. PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE (1958)
5. DON'T LOOK IN THE BASEMENT (1973)
6. DRACULA VS. FRANKENSTEIN (1971)
7. HORROR OF THE BLOOD MONSTERS (1970)

more later...

Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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bob

So bad it's good or movies that most consider bad that we like?
Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa, Villeneuve - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

claws

#2
Adjusted my ranking and combined for a full 20 movies list

1. The Room (2003) – Tommy Wiseau's bizarre masterpiece of awkwardness and nonsensical dialogue.
2. The Wicker Man (2006) – Nicolas Cage delivers one of the most laughably bad performances ever ("Not the bees!").
3. Sharknado (2013) – Tornadoes full of sharks wreak havoc, in one of the most infamously bad disaster movies.
4. Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959) – Ed Wood's notorious low-budget sci-fi horror.
5. Sleepaway Camp (1983) – A slasher film with laughable dialogue and one of the weirdest twist endings ever.
6. Troll 2 (1990) – Famously unrelated to the first Troll, this movie is gloriously terrible.
7. Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010) – Absurd CGI birds attack in this eco-thriller disaster.
8. Pieces (1982) - A wildly nonsensical gorefest that somehow manages to be both utterly repulsive and unintentionally hilarious.
9. Samurai Cop (1991) – A poorly-made action film with laughable dialogue and awkward acting.
10. Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987) – Famous for its "Garbage Day!" scene, a hilariously bad slasher sequel.
11. Howling II ... Your Sister Is a Werewolf (1985) - A baffling mix of werewolf erotica and 80s glam-rock camp that feels like it escaped from a fever dream.
12. Space Mutiny (1988) - A sci-fi disaster featuring recycled "Battlestar Galactica" footage, wooden acting, and the most absurd character names ever conceived.
13. Miami Connection (1987) – Martial arts rock band fights ninjas in this unintentional comedy.
14. Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (2002) - An unintentional comedy where the terrible CGI is only outdone by the even worse dialogue.
15. Trog (1970) - Joan Crawford battles a caveman in a movie so absurdly bad it makes you question reality itself.
16. Breeders (1986) - A sleazy, nonsensical alien invasion flick that's more offensive than entertaining.
17. Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare (1987) - A heavy metal fever dream where bad puppets and worse acting collide in gloriously absurd fashion.
18. Nightmare Weekend (1986) - A techno-horror mess that feels like someone threw random ideas at a wall and filmed whatever stuck.
19. Terror at Tenkiller (1986) - A lethargic slasher where the only terror is the painfully slow pacing.
20. A Night to Dismember (1983) - A film so poorly edited and incomprehensible it feels like the director forgot what they were making halfway through.



Is it October yet?

RCMerchant

Quote from: bob on January 05, 2025, 10:31:00 PMSo bad it's good or movies that most consider bad that we like?

Whatever YOU like.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

RCMerchant

Ok...more-

8. the ASTOUNDING SHE MONSTER (1958)
9. BLOOD FREAK (1972)
10. PSYCHED BY THE 4-D WITCH (1973)
11. the BLACK CAT (1966)
12. MANIAC (1934)
13. MANOS-THE HANDS OF FATE (1966)
14. GLEN OR GLENDA? (1954)
...to be continued.

Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

zombie no.one

#5
as ever with these lists I just wrote down the first 20 that came to mind. there'll no doubt be some glaring ommissions that might occur to me later...

PIECES (1982)
THE MUTILATOR (1984)
HOSPITAL MASSACRE (1981)
NIGHTMARE BEACH (1989)
GRADUATION DAY (1981)
CONTAMINATION (1980)
ZOMBI HOLOCAUST (1980)
FRIDAY 13TH VIII: JASON TAKES MANHATTAN (1989)
SAMURAI COP (1981)
THE HOWLING VII: NEW MOON RISING (1994)
SCANNERS 3 (1992)
BLOOD LAKE (1987) (new entry!)
TRIP WITH THE TEACHER (1974)
MARDI GRAS MASSACRE (1978) (new entry!)
DEATH DIMENSION (1978)
PUMPKINHEAD 2 (1993) (new entry!)
THE BEAST MUST DIE (1974)
UNDER SIEGE 2 (1995)
EYEBALL (1975)
EMPIRE OF THE ANTS (1977)

edit - straight away I've thought of about half a dozen more, haha... won't bother listing them all, except not sure how I forgot DAY OF THE ANIMALS?! could prob get to 100...

RCMerchant

#6
And I'm back!

15. NIGHTBEAST (1982)
16. the WILD AND THE NAKED (1962)
17. TEENAGE ZOMBIES (1959)
18. FRANKENSTEIN ISLAND (1981)
19. SATAN'S SADISTS (1969)
20. ROBOT MONSTER (1953)





Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

LordGraal

1) Supersonic Man (1979)
2) The Shape of Things to Come (1979)
3) Escape from L.A. (1996)
4) Evolution (2001)
5) War of the Robots (1977)
6) Thor: Love and Thunder (2022)
7) Ironmaster (1983)
8) Contamination (1980)
9) The New Barbarians (1983)
10) Codename: Wildgeese (1984)
11) The Commander (1988)
12) The Norseman (1978)
13) Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019)
14) Godzilla (2014)
15) King Kong (1976)
16) Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
17) Jaws 3D (1983)
18) Escape from Galaxy 3 (1981)
19) H. G. Wells' The War of the Worlds (2005 - Pendragon)
20) War of the Worlds (2005 - Spielberg)

And many, many more  :bouncegiggle:

VenomX73

Supersonic Man (1979)
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I did not even know about this movie lol
Gilligan's island, Goonies and Godzilla information booth here!

zombie no.one

Quote from: LordGraal on January 06, 2025, 04:16:10 PM16) Jaws: The Revenge (1987)

saw this one crop up in a movie website list titled something like 'movies that are so bad they're not even funny' the other day... I disagree. it's funny.

claws

Top 76 Bad Movies (so far) from most popular to most obscure:

1. War of the Worlds 2005 (Spielberg)
2. Godzilla 2014
3. Thor: Love and Thunder 2022
4. Godzilla: King of the Monsters 2019
5. Evolution 2001
6. The Room 2003
7. Escape from L.A. 1996
8. The Wicker Man 2006
9. Sharknado 2013
10. Under Siege 2: Dark Territory 1995
11. Jaws: The Revenge 1987
12. Jaws 3-D 1983
13. Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan 1989
14. Plan 9 from Outer Space 1957
15. Sleepaway Camp 1983
16. Manos: The Hands of Fate 1966
17. King Kong 1976
18. Troll 2 1990
19. Birdemic: Shock and Terror 2010
20. Pieces 1982
21. Samurai Cop 1991
22. Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 1987
23. Glen or Glenda 1953
24. Howling II: ... Your Sister Is a Werewolf 1985
25. Bride of the Monster 1955
26. The Brain That Wouldn't Die 1962
27. Space Mutiny 1988
28. Miami Connection 1987
29. The Mutilator 1984
30. Zombie Holocaust 1980
31. Shark Attack 3: Megalodon 2002
32. Empire of the Ants 1977
33. Robot Monster 1953
34. Pumpkinhead II: Blood Wings 1993
35. Contamination 1980
36. Graduation Day 1981
37. The Beast Must Die 1974
38. Horrors of Spider Island 1960
39. Don't Look in the Basement 1973
40. X-Ray 1981
41. Trog 1970
42. Nightmare Beach 1989
43. Warriors of the Wasteland 1983
44. Maniac 1934
45. Breeders 1986
46. Scanners III: The Takeover 1991
47. Nightbeast 1982
48. Dracula vs. Frankenstein 1971
49. The War of the Worlds 2005 (Hines)
50. Howling: New Moon Rising 1995
51. Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare 1987
52. Eyeball 1975
53. Blood Freak 1972
54. Trip with the Teacher 1975
55. The Shape of Things to Come 1979
56. Frankenstein Island 1981
57. Nightmare Weekend 1986
58. Teenage Zombies 1959
59. Satan's Sadists 1969
60. Horror of the Blood Monsters 1970
61. Code Name: Wild Geese 1984
62. The Astounding She-Monster 1957
63. Supersonic Man 1979
64. Ironmaster 1983
65. Mardi Gras Massacre 1978
66. Terror at Tenkiller 1986
67. The Norseman 1978
68. The War of the Robots 1978
69. Death Dimension 1978
70. A Night to Dismember 1983
71. Blood Lake 1987
72. Escape from Galaxy 3 1981
73. The Black Cat 1966
74. The Commander 1988
75. Psyched by the 4D Witch 1973
76. The Wild and the Naked 1962
Is it October yet?

LordGraal

Quote from: VenomX73 on January 06, 2025, 06:08:47 PMSupersonic Man (1979)
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I did not even know about this movie lol

Definitely worth a watch  :teddyr:


Quote from: zombie no.one on January 06, 2025, 06:09:07 PM
Quote from: LordGraal on January 06, 2025, 04:16:10 PM16) Jaws: The Revenge (1987)

saw this one crop up in a movie website list titled something like 'movies that are so bad they're not even funny' the other day... I disagree. it's funny.

I just wonder how anyone could have thought it was a good idea. A shark with a grudge against a family 😆

zombie no.one

Quote from: LordGraal on January 07, 2025, 04:55:15 AMI just wonder how anyone could have thought it was a good idea. A shark with a grudge against a family 😆

yeah, it's ridiculous. I mean, certain animals can apparently hold a grudge... there's a story about a bear who attacked and killed a specific camper who'd hunted and chased it previously...

 shark vs family though  :bouncegiggle: 

I'm really surprised there's been no 'official' part 5. kind of relieved, but also surprised

RCMerchant

^ Why VON RYAN'S EXPRESS? That's not a Bad movie in any sense of the word: at least not to me. It's well made and well acted.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

zombie no.one

Quote from: Trevor on January 07, 2025, 07:01:15 AM1. THE SHINING.

like in an unintentionally hilarious / campy / inept way?

cause I can't see that aspect of it (wish I did though!)

(I interpreted 'Top... ' to mean movies you actually enjoy.)