the I hate xmas thread

[zombie no.one]

never ask dating advice from a guy who comes down chimneys...

[zombie no.one]

these past couple of days I've woken up briefly convinced that we've already had xmas... that it's been and gone.

mentioned this to a co-worker and they said they felt the same? huh

still this drawn out slog continues unabated, countdown to YuleMageddon.

[The Burgomaster]

This year has been strange. I didn't put a tree or decorations because I ordered a 4K / 3-D projector and 100" floor rising screen and the tree would have been in the way. As it turns out, they delivered the screen, the stand that holds the screen, projector and 4K player, and the 3-D glasses . . . but the projector isn't coming until around the middle of January. So, I could have put up the tree.

No big deal . . . we have Christmas Eve and Christmas Day at my parents house and open all the gifts there. So, my tree isn't critical other than as a decoration for me and my wife to look at.

I do all my shopping online (I started in October). So, not much stress there.

I watch a lot of Christmas movies and shows and listen to Christmas music, so that keeps me in tune with the Christmas season.

[zombie no.one]

no tree for me either. my cat has a lifelong compulsion to try and eat stuff that is not food (this is an actual condition, it's called 'pica') and xmas trees be they real or fake seem to be his #1 delicacy. but also pretty dangerous...

[Rev. Powell]

[Trevor]

😳😅😆🤣😃😂😄😀

[zombie no.one]

ding dong merrily on high
in uk I can see that image 

[LilCerberus]

I'm in a sour holiday mood because I just found out Ding Dong Christmas by Splork got deleted from my computer a long time ago.....