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1996 (30th Anniversary)

5.0 (Perfect)

1. Fargo: A darkly comic crime masterpiece where icy Midwestern politeness collides with unforgettable brutality.

4.5 (Excellent)

— None in this set —

4.0 (Great)

2. Scream: A razor‑sharp slasher reinvention that blends meta‑humor and genuine suspense with effortless confidence.
3. From Dusk Till Dawn: A gleefully chaotic genre switcheroo that delivers grindhouse thrills with swaggering confidence.
4. Independence Day: A crowd‑pleasing blockbuster that pairs big emotions with even bigger explosions.
5. The Frighteners: A lively supernatural thriller that blends Peter Jackson's manic energy with surprisingly heartfelt moments.
6. Bound: A stylish, tightly wound neo‑noir that turns its clever plotting and sharp chemistry into real suspense.
7. The Birdcage: A warm, razor‑sharp comedy powered by impeccable timing and irresistible performances.

3.5 (Very Good)

8. Twister: A big, loud, wildly entertaining disaster ride that turns flying cows into pure 90s spectacle.
9. Kingpin: A gleefully crude bowling comedy that lands its strikes through sheer Farrelly‑brothers audacity.
10. The Long Kiss Goodnight: A slick, high‑energy action thriller powered by sharp writing and Geena Davis in full command.
11. Freeway: A wild, unhinged Little Red Riding Hood riff powered by fearless performances and pitch‑black humor.
12. Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood: A rapid‑fire parody that hits more than it misses thanks to its gleefully chaotic energy.
13. The Craft: A stylish, teen‑goth empowerment tale that casts just enough spell to rise above its era.
14. Bottle Rocket: A charmingly offbeat debut that hints at the quirky precision Wes Anderson would soon perfect.

3.0 (Good)

15. The Stendhal Syndrome: Argento's psychological thriller blends surreal horror with uneven execution but remains hypnotic.
16. Tremors 2: Aftershocks: A surprisingly fun sequel that embraces its B‑movie roots with good‑natured creature‑feature charm.
17. Tromeo and Juliet: A gleefully trashy Troma spin on Shakespeare that revels in its own chaotic absurdity.
18. Mars Attacks!: A chaotic, star‑stuffed sci‑fi spoof whose manic energy is as charming as it is uneven.
19. Crash: A cold, provocative character study that fascinates as often as it unsettles.

2.5 (Flawed but Worthy)

20. Bad Moon: A lean, practical‑effects‑driven werewolf tale that delivers solid creature‑feature thrills.
21. Diabolique: A competent remake that never escapes the shadow of the original but still delivers a few solid twists.
22. Hellraiser IV: Bloodline: An ambitious but uneven franchise entry that reaches for cosmic horror with mixed results.
23. The Trigger Effect: A tense, low‑key thriller that explores societal breakdown with more ambition than impact.

2.0 (Fair)

24. The Glimmer Man: A mismatched‑buddy thriller whose 90s quirks are more memorable than anything in the story.
25. The Crow: City of Angels: A moody but muddled sequel that tries to recapture the original's vibe with mixed results.
26. Drawing Flies: A scrappy, slacker‑era indie whose charm depends heavily on your tolerance for meandering vibes.
27. Tales from the Crypt Presents: Bordello of Blood: A campy, vampy misfire that leans hard on its cheeky tone when the scares run dry.

1.5 (Barely Sufficient)

28. The Island of Dr. Moreau: A legendary production disaster whose behind‑the‑scenes chaos is often more compelling than the film itself.

1.0 (Poor)

29. Amityville Dollhouse: A late‑franchise oddity whose haunted‑toy premise is more amusing than actually scary.
30. Children of the Corn IV: The Gathering: A by‑the‑numbers franchise entry where the cornfields feel more tired than terrifying.

0.5 (Very Poor)

31. Prey of the Jaguar: A bargain‑bin vigilante flick where the budget is the real villain and the costume is its sidekick.
Is it October yet?

claws

#1
1986 (40th Anniversary)

5.0 (Perfect)

1. Aliens: Cameron delivers a high-octane sequel that perfectly balances primal terror with tactical action.
2. Stand by Me: Reiner captures the bittersweet essence of childhood friendship with hauntingly beautiful precision.

4.5 (Excellent)

3. Blue Velvet: Lynch peels back the skin of suburbia to reveal a disturbing, velvet-drenched underworld of voyeurism.
4. Ferris Bueller's Day Off: Hughes crafts the ultimate fantasy of teenage freedom with wit and fourth-wall-breaking charm.
5. The Name of the Rose: Annaud transforms a complex theological novel into a visually stunning and gritty medieval detective story.
6. The Fly: A harrowing exploration of physical decay and lost humanity masked as a masterclass in body horror.

4.0 (Great)

7. Betty Blue: A visceral, aesthetically drenched portrait of a romance that is as beautiful as it is self-destructive.
8. Manhunter: Mann's stylish, neon-soaked thriller introduces a version of Hannibal Lecktor that feels disturbingly grounded.
9. Big Trouble in Little China: A genre-bending adventure that thrives on its own absurdity and Kurt Russell's lovable arrogance.
10. The Hitcher: A lean, existential road nightmare that benefits from Rutger Hauer's terrifyingly enigmatic performance.
11. Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer: A grim, voyeuristic descent into mundane evil that refuses to offer the audience easy answers.

3.5 (Very Good)

12. Something Wild: Demme expertly pivots from a quirky romantic comedy to a dark, menacing thriller without missing a beat.
13. Night of the Creeps: A loving homage to B-movies that balances its slime and gore with genuine wit.
14. From Beyond: A neon-soaked, Lovecraftian freakshow that pushes the boundaries of practical effects and trans-dimensional madness.
15. Three Amigos!: A lighthearted, endlessly quotable comedy that benefits immensely from the comedic alchemy of its lead trio.

3.0 (Good)

16. The Money Pit: A relatable physical comedy that turns home ownership into a hilarious, literal collapsing nightmare.
17. Dolls: A creepy, atmospheric fairy tale that uses its eerie central conceit to surprisingly effective ends.
18. Critters: A fun, toothy sci-fi romp that manages to carve out its own personality amidst the 80s creature craze.
19. April Fool's Day: A clever, subverted slasher that values mystery and atmosphere over a high body count.
20. Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives: The moment the franchise embraced its own ridiculousness and became significantly more entertaining for it.
21. Jumpin' Jack Flash: A high-energy star vehicle that proves Whoopi Goldberg can carry even the most frantic plot.

2.5 (Flawed but Worthy)

22. The Wraith: Charlie Sheen returns from the dead as a supercar to avenge himself, because 1986 was a very specific vibe.
23. Trick or Treat: A film that treats heavy metal records like actual portals to hell, just like your concerned aunt warned you.
24. Vamp: Grace Jones is a vampire queen in a strip club, which is almost enough to make you forget the rest of the movie.
25. Demons 2: This time the demons are coming out of the television, proving that cable truly is the root of all evil.
26. Dead End Drive-In: A movie that asks, "What if the government used bad movies and cheap snacks to imprison the youth?"
27. Cobra: Stallone solves crime by chewing a toothpick and having the emotional range of a very angry brick.
28. Poltergeist II: The Other Side: It turns out that when you build your house on an Indian burial ground, the sequel is usually unnecessary.
29. Quiet Cool: A vigilante movie so generic it feels like it was generated by a computer that only knows the word "revenge."
30. Witchboard: A movie that makes you realize the most dangerous part of a Ouija board is the potential for a long nap.
31. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2: Leatherface finds love and Tobe Hooper finds a way to make gore look like a neon circus.
32. Chopping Mall: Nothing says "secure shopping experience" like tread-based robots that explode people's heads for no reason.
33. Deadly Friend: Wes Craven tries to make a robot-romance-slasher, resulting in the most confused basketball scene in cinematic history.
34. TerrorVision: A vibrant, neon-colored mess that looks like a Saturday morning cartoon had a very bad trip.
35. Psycho III: Norman Bates is back, and while the motel is open, the script definitely checked out early.
36. Invaders from Mars: Tobe Hooper's remake proves that some childhood nightmares are better off staying in the original decade.
37. My Chauffeur: A romantic comedy that reminds us that, sometimes, the "meet-cute" should have stayed a "never-met."

2.0 (Fair)

38. Maximum Overdrive: A movie directed by a sentient bag of white powder where a soda machine is a credible antagonist.
39. Crawlspace: Klaus Kinski spends ninety minutes in an attic being Klaus Kinski, which is technically a movie, I suppose.
40. Hands of Steel: A cyborg arm-wrestling epic that really makes you appreciate how high the bar was for quality in 1986.
41. Choke Canyon: A physicist protects his land with explosives, proving that a PhD is basically a license to blow things up.
42. Slaughter High: A group of adults pretending to be teens get killed by a nerd they pranked, because originality is hard.
43. Nomads: Pierce Brosnan plays a French anthropologist being stalked by 80s street punks who might be ghosts or just very dedicated mimes.
44. The Fantasist: A thriller so thin on actual thrills that the title feels like a legally actionable lie.
45. Neon Maniacs: A group of monsters who are defeated by water, making them slightly less threatening than a very dry gremlin.

1.5 (Barely Sufficient)

46. Troll: A film that shares a name with a better movie and a plot with a fever dream about magical laundry rooms.
47. The Majorettes: A slasher movie that manages to be less exciting than an actual high school pep rally.
48. Deadtime Stories: An anthology that will leave you wishing for the sweet release of an actual, dreamless sleep.
49. Howard the Duck: George Lucas used his post-Star Wars clout to give us a cigar-chomping duck with terrifyingly realistic feathers.
50. Solarbabies: Roller-skating orphans in the desert fighting for water is a concept that definitely sounded better on paper.
51. Evil Laugh: A slasher movie where the most offensive thing isn't the killing, it's the sheer lack of effort.
52. Body Count: A movie that lives up to its title by making you count the minutes until it finally ends.

1.0 (Poor)

53. Low Blow: An action movie so budget-conscious it feels like it was filmed during the cast's lunch break.
54. The Pink Chiquitas: A film about a meteorite that turns women into nymphomaniacs, which is exactly as classy as it sounds.

0.5 (Very Poor)

55. Breeders: An alien-invasion movie that makes you root for the extinction of the human race just to stop the sequel.
56. Jocks: A sports comedy that fails at sports, comedy, and the basic concept of being watchable.
57. Nightmare Weekend: A movie involving a computer, a puppet, and a total disregard for the audience's sanity.
58. Terror at Tenkiller: A slasher film that replaces "suspense" with "long shots of people walking around very slowly."
59. Raiders of the Living Dead: A zombie movie so devoid of life it makes the actual corpses look energetic by comparison.
Is it October yet?

zombie no.one

zombie spills his guts...

(1996)
1. Fargo --- top 10 movie of all time imo. WH Macey amazing. Buscemi career best. I love everything about this movie

2. Scream --- opening scene is great, but the rest never jived with me. too 'obvious' and knowingly self aware for my liking. ho-hum...

11. Freeway --- seen it twice and enjoyed it. unusual movie with a distinctive bratty / anarchic style. worried it may not hold up if I watch it now... do I risk tainting the memory?  :question:

23. The Glimmer Man --- hilariously obvious rip off of SE7EN. top 5 Seagal movie however, as he enters his 'what accent shall I say this line in?' phase


(1986)
4. The Fly --- totally holds up. perfect blend of scifi horror and drama.

15. Friday the 13th Part VI --- I'm just such a contrary mary, but as a massive F13 fan I don't get this one. played too much for self-aware ironic laughs for my liking. also Jason in this one moves like a regular person? this one and JASON GOES TO HELL are the only 2 I don't enjoy.

18. Critters --- good fun but the sequel is way better

22. Chopping Mall --- great fun slasher. many classic lines and scenes. Dick Miller!

26. The Wraith --- saw this aged about 11 and thought it was clearly the most badass, cool film ever made. re-watched about a year ago, and erm yeah it isn't.

30. Cobra --- this kind of holds up, as a celebration of dumb 80s action.

45. Hands of Steel --- highly entertaining cheese. bonus arm wrestling tournament included!

57. Evil Laugh --- the only evil laugh is coming from the producers laughing at anyone unfortunate enough to watch.



Trevor

The Glimmer Man was South African born composer Trevor Rabin's first work as film music composer.
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

claws

#4
1976 (50th Anniversary)

Perfect (5.0)

1. Taxi Driver: A razor‑sharp descent into alienation that still feels dangerously alive decades later.

Excellent (4.5)

2. The Omen: A prestige horror classic whose icy atmosphere and powerhouse performances make the apocalypse feel classy.
3. The Tenant: A suffocating psychological spiral that turns paranoia into an art form.

Great (4.0)

4. Marathon Man: A nerve‑shredding thriller that weaponizes anxiety with almost athletic precision.
5. Carrie: A stylish, emotionally charged horror tragedy that hits as hard as its iconic finale.
6. Assault on Precinct 13: A lean, relentless siege film that proves Carpenter could do a lot with very little.
7. Who Can Kill a Child?: A haunting slow burn that turns an idyllic island into a moral nightmare.
8. The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane: A quietly unsettling character piece anchored by a remarkably poised young Jodie Foster.
9. The House with Laughing Windows: A moody, painterly Giallo that rewards patience with a chilling payoff.

Very Good (3.5)

10. Logan's Run: A charmingly retro slice of sci‑fi whose big ideas outshine its dated effects.

Good (3.0)

11. Burnt Offerings: A patient, dread‑soaked haunted house tale elevated by its veteran cast.
12. House of Mortal Sin: A provocative, boundary‑pushing thriller that mixes sleaze with genuine unease.
13. Car Wash: A breezy, good‑vibes ensemble comedy that captures 70s LA with infectious energy.
14. The Last Round: A gritty, no‑nonsense crime flick that delivers exactly the tough‑guy goods it promises.
15. King Kong: A glossy, earnest remake that entertains even when it can't quite escape the shadow of its predecessor.
16. The Town That Dreaded Sundown: A proto‑slasher with documentary quirks that somehow make it creepier.

Flawed but Worthy (2.5)

17. Schizo: A serviceable slasher with enough psychological dressing to keep things mildly interesting.
18. The Witch Who Came from the Sea: A raw, unsettling character study whose dreamlike tone lingers longer than its plot.
19. Futureworld: A competent, conspiracy‑tinged sequel that never quite matches the spark of its predecessor.
20. Kidnapped Coed: A scrappy exploitation thriller with rough edges that somehow add to its grindhouse charm.
21. Eaten Alive: A sweaty, chaotic fever dream where Tobe Hooper leans fully into grindhouse madness.

Fair (2.0)

22. Grizzly: A shameless "Jaws on land" riff that still manages to be goofy fun in its own right.
23. At the Earth's Core: A delightfully rubber‑monster adventure that embraces its pulp roots with zero shame.
24. Island of Death: A mean‑spirited exploitation shocker that's more infamous than enjoyable.
25. Werewolf Woman: A melodramatic psychodrama that howls louder than it bites.
26. Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks: A sleazy, over‑the‑top entry that caters strictly to its cult niche.

Barely Sufficient (1.5)

27. Squirm: A wiggly creature feature whose earnestness almost makes up for its wriggly absurdity.
28. The Pom Pom Girls: A loose, sun‑drenched hangout movie that coasts on vibes more than plot.
29. Dogs: A slow‑burn animal‑attack thriller that never quite unleashes the chaos you hope for.
30. The Food of the Gods: A proudly goofy giant‑critter romp that's more fun than it has any right to be.
31. Acapulco Gold: A lightweight smuggling caper that leans heavily on scenery when the story runs thin.

Very Poor (0.5)

32. Blood Bath: A muddled oddity whose ambition is admirable even when the execution isn't.
33. The Milpitas Monster: A lovable DIY monster movie whose charm comes from its earnest amateur spirit.
34. The Clown Murders: A messy early slasher notable mostly for its accidental John Candy trivia value.
35. Ape: A gloriously clumsy Kong knockoff that's best enjoyed as a masterclass in cinematic cheese.
Is it October yet?

claws

2016 (10th Anniversary)

Top Tier: Modern Classics

1. Arrival: A rare sci‑fi film that turns linguistic theory into something breathtakingly human.

2. Train to Busan: A ferocious, heart‑punching thriller that proves the zombie genre still has soul.

3. Everybody Wants Some!!: A joyous hangout film that captures the magic of fleeting youth with effortless charm.

High-Tier & Technical Achievements

4. Nocturnal Animals: A stylish, icy revenge tale that lingers long after the credits roll.

5. 10 Cloverfield Lane: A taut, pressure‑cooker thriller that thrives on uncertainty and shifting power.

6. Hacksaw Ridge: A brutal, unwavering war epic that balances faith, violence, and conviction.

7. Deadpool: A gleefully anarchic superhero satire that reshaped the genre's sense of humor.

8. Midnight Special: A tender, enigmatic sci‑fi odyssey that trusts its audience to follow the mystery.

Horror Standouts

9. Split: A gripping psychological thriller powered by James McAvoy's mesmerizing transformations.

10. Don't Breathe: A ruthless inversion of home‑invasion tropes that squeezes tension from every shadow.

11. The Autopsy of Jane Doe: A chilling, slow-burn mystery that turns a morgue into a nightmare labyrinth.

12. The Conjuring 2: A confident, emotionally grounded sequel that delivers scares with old‑school craftsmanship.

13. Ouija: Origin of Evil: A surprisingly sharp and stylish prequel that outclasses its own franchise.

14. The Monster: A bleak, character-driven creature feature that uses horror to explore generational trauma.

15. The Void: A practical‑effects fever dream that channels the best of '80s cosmic horror.

The Mixed & Polarizing

16. The Neon Demon: A hypnotic, venomous descent into beauty culture that's impossible to forget.

17. The Shallows: A sleek survival thriller that turns minimalism into momentum.

18. Lights Out: A clever, high‑concept scare machine that expands its viral origins with style.

19. Ghostbusters (2016): A lively reboot with strong comedic chemistry that struggled under impossible expectations.

20. Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children: A visually whimsical fantasy weighed down by uneven storytelling.

21. Before I Wake: A dreamy, melancholy horror fable that prioritizes emotion over terror.

22. The Belko Experiment: A brutal corporate bloodbath that entertains even as it feels derivative.

Bottom Tier

23. A Cure for Wellness: A gorgeously mounted gothic mystery that collapses under its own excess.

24. The Purge: Election Year: A blunt, chaotic sequel that leans harder on spectacle than satire.

25. The Boy: A twisty but uneven chiller that never fully capitalizes on its eerie premise.

26. Blair Witch (2016): A louder, slicker sequel that loses the original's raw, unsettling simplicity.

27. Viral: A competent but forgettable outbreak thriller that adds little to the genre.

28. Gods of Egypt: A gloriously over-the-top CGI spectacle that's more entertaining as camp than fantasy.
Is it October yet?

M.10rda

Wow, '86 was stacked... looks like an even deeper bench of classics than '76... of course I saw most of those '86 gems sometime after '86 (I was 8-9 that year), but I saw ALIENS in the theater the first week. Grateful to have had that experience... that flick plays awesomely on a big screen in a big dark room with nice speakers.

claws

#7
2006 (20th Anniversary)

1) Children of Men – A prophetic masterpiece of technical filmmaking and raw, urgent storytelling that feels more relevant every year.
2) Pan's Labyrinth – Guillermo del Toro's definitive work, blending the harsh reality of war with a terrifyingly beautiful dark fantasy world.
3) The Prestige – Christopher Nolan's most rewarding puzzle box, demanding multiple viewings to appreciate its meticulous narrative clockwork.
4) The Host – A genre-defying creature feature that manages to be a biting political satire and a touching family drama all at once.
5) Little Miss Sunshine – The rare "Indie Road Trip" movie that earns every bit of its sentiment through sharp writing and a perfect ensemble cast.
6) The Fall – A visual achievement unlike any other, serving as a stunning, globe-trotting love letter to the power of human imagination.
7) The Devil Wears Prada – Anchored by Meryl Streep's legendary performance, this remains the gold standard for workplace comedies.
8) The Fountain – A deeply ambitious and polarizing meditation on love and mortality that rewards those who lean into its surrealism.
9) Perfume: The Story of a Murderer – A lush, grotesque, and sensory-focused period piece that captures the "unfilmable" essence of its source material.
10) Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon – A brilliant meta-commentary on the slasher genre that is both a hilarious parody and a legitimate entry in the canon.

11) Slither – James Gunn's love letter to 80s creature features is a slimy, hilarious, and unapologetically gross-out good time.
12) Bug – A claustrophobic and deeply unsettling exploration of shared paranoia that features powerhouse performances.
13) The Hills Have Eyes – A rare remake that improves upon the original by cranking up the intensity and the political subtext.
14) Monster House – A creative and genuinely spooky animated feature that captures the "Amblin-style" magic of 80s kids' adventures.
15) Taxidermia – A daring, grotesque, and visually arresting Hungarian odyssey that pushes the boundaries of art-house body horror.
16) Silent Hill – While the plot is messy, its incredible production design and atmospheric horror make it one of the best video game adaptations.
17) Crank – An experimental, high-octane adrenaline shot of a movie that fully embraces the logic of a frantic video game.
18) Running Scared – A hyper-stylized, foul-mouthed crime thriller that feels like a dark, modern-day Grimm's fairy tale.
19) The Illusionist – A sophisticated and beautifully shot period mystery that relies on old-school cinematic charm and a strong lead performance.
20) Fido – A clever and colorful satire that imagines a 1950s suburbia where zombies are the help rather than the hunters.

21) Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest – A massive spectacle that, while bloated, features some of the best CGI and creature design of the decade.
22) Undisputed II: Last Man Standing – A cult classic in the martial arts community that significantly outshines its predecessor in choreography and grit.
23) Black Sheep – A ridiculous and gory delight from New Zealand that treats its "killer sheep" premise with exactly the right amount of fun.
24) Hatchet – A loud, bloody, and enthusiastic throwback to the practical-effects glory days of the 80s slasher era.
25) Night at the Museum – A charming and imaginative family adventure that makes excellent use of Ben Stiller's comedic energy.
26) Saw III – The point where the series fully committed to its "trap" mythology, offering a darker and more emotional core than expected.
27) Final Destination 3 – A fun, self-aware entry that features one of the most memorable and terrifying opening sequences of the franchise.
28) Snakes on a Plane – A movie that leans so hard into its absurd premise and internet hype that it becomes an unintentional time capsule of 2006.
29) Beerfest – A crude and chaotic comedy that works best when it stops trying to make sense and just leans into the absurdity.
30) Underworld: Evolution – Slick, blue-tinted action that expands the lore for fans of the series without changing the winning formula.

31) Them (Ils) – A lean, stripped-back French thriller that proves silence and shadows are far scarier than digital monsters.
32) Cold Prey – A rock-solid Norwegian slasher that doesn't reinvent the wheel but executes every trope with cold, calculated precision.
33) Altered – An underrated, high-concept alien horror film that makes the most of its limited budget and claustrophobic setting.
34) The Woods – Lucky McKee delivers a stylish and atmospheric folk-horror film that deserves more credit for its unsettling tone.
35) The Last Winter – An atmospheric "eco-horror" piece that builds incredible dread even if the final reveal doesn't quite land.
36) All the Boys Love Mandy Lane – A stylish and subverted slasher that feels like a predecessor to the "Neon-Noirs" of the 2010s.
37) Right at Your Door – A grounded and terrifyingly plausible look at an urban biological attack that focuses on human panic.
38) Superman Returns – A beautiful and nostalgic homage that feels a bit too slow and reverent for its own good.
39) X-Men: The Last Stand – A cluttered and divisive conclusion to the original trilogy that still manages a few standout action beats.
40) The Black Dahlia – A visually stunning but narratively muddled noir that struggles to keep its complex threads from tangling.

41) The Abandoned – A surreal and visually interesting ghost story that gets bogged down by an increasingly confusing narrative.
42) The Grudge 2 – While it has some inventive scares, it lacks the fresh terror that the first American remake provided.
43) Black Christmas – A loud and mean-spirited remake that replaces the original's subtle mystery with excessive, garish gore.
44) Open Water 2: Adrift – A frustrating thriller that builds tension well, though it's hard to root for characters making such poor choices.
45) The Return – A moody and muted supernatural thriller that has a decent atmosphere but struggles to find a pulse.
46) Turistas – A standard "vacation gone wrong" flick that relies more on xenophobic tropes than actual suspense.
47) When a Stranger Calls – A polished but ultimately toothless PG-13 remake that takes far too long to get to the point.
48) My Super Ex-Girlfriend – A fun premise that unfortunately settles for generic romantic-comedy beats instead of sharp superhero satire.
49) The Covenant – A stylish but hollow "guilty pleasure" movie that feels more like a long music video than a supernatural thriller.
50) Poseidon – A high-budget disaster spectacle that offers decent thrills but absolutely zero character development.

51) Pulse – A lifeless remake that completely misses the existential dread and technological haunting of the Japanese original.
52) The Marine – A loud, pyrotechnic-heavy action vehicle that is only enjoyable if you turn your brain entirely off.
53) See No Evil – A generic, brutal slasher that feels like a long-form commercial for a WWE character.
54) Ultraviolet – A visually experimental mess that suffered from too much studio interference and a baffling script.
55) Stay Alive – A dated horror film that tries to make gaming scary but ends up feeling like an "after-school special" about technology.
56) The Butterfly Effect 2 – An unnecessary and cheap-feeling sequel that lacks the emotional hook of the original film.
57) Hollow Man 2 – A standard direct-to-video follow-up that loses the visual punch and star power of the Paul Verhoeven original.
58) Rest Stop – A mean-spirited "torture porn" entry that prioritizes shock value over storytelling or suspense.
59) The Contract – A surprisingly dull thriller that manages to waste the considerable talents of Morgan Freeman and John Cusack.
60) The Breed – A generic "nature run amok" story that fails to make its killer-dog premise interesting or scary.

61) Abominable – A low-budget Bigfoot movie that has a few fun practical effects but falls short in almost every other department.
62) Tamara – A forgettable supernatural revenge story that borrows heavily from better films like "The Craft."
63) Dark Ride – A generic slasher set in an amusement park that fails to utilize its potentially creepy setting.
64) Half Light – A slow and predictable Gothic mystery that feels like a made-for-TV movie despite its lead actress.
65) Pumpkinhead: Ashes to Ashes – A cheap-looking sequel that fails to capture the mythic, tragic horror of the 1988 original.
66) Mulberry St. – A gritty, low-budget attempt at a rat-zombie hybrid that has spirit but lacks the polish to truly work.
67) The Marsh – A murky and incoherent ghost story that feels like it was assembled from the leftover parts of other 2000s horror films.
68) Population 436 – An interesting "Twilight Zone" style setup that unfortunately devolves into a very standard and predictable thriller.
69) Big Bad Wolf – A tonally confused werewolf movie that tries to be funny and scary but misses the mark on both.
70) Salvage – A repetitive and low-budget experiment that kills its own momentum long before the final twist.
71) Road House 2 – A sequel in name only that captures none of the original's cult-classic "so-bad-it's-good" charm.
72) Skinwalkers – A very bland attempt at a werewolf action movie that feels more like a rejected TV pilot than a feature film.
73) Candy Stripers – A tasteless and amateurish exploitation flick that serves as a low point for 2006 genre cinema.
74) Caved In: Prehistoric Terror – A bottom-of-the-barrel Syfy-style creature feature that is mostly a chore to sit through.
Is it October yet?

zombie no.one

Quote from: M.10rda on January 04, 2026, 12:39:48 PMof course I saw most of those '86 gems sometime after '86 (I was 8-9 that year)

we beez the same vintage. (well, in earth years... on our respective home planets it may be a different story)

my mum had no problems with hiring out COBRA from blockbuster for my 9th birthday party for me and my friends to watch, when I asked her. I doubt she even understood what an "18" certificate movie meant back then

LilCerberus

#9
(1966) 60yrs
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
Batman
The Wild Angels
(Aaand, some more important stuff I've never seen.....)
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

claws

1981 (45th Anniversary)

1. Raiders of the Lost Ark - The gold standard for action-adventure filmmaking.
2. Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior - A relentless, high-octane masterpiece of post-apocalyptic cinema.
3. Blow Out - De Palma's finest hour, blending sonic obsession with a haunting political thriller.
4. Possession - An intense, visceral descent into psychological and supernatural marital collapse.
5. An American Werewolf in London - Perfectly balances dark humor with groundbreaking practical effects.
6. The Evil Dead - A raw, inventive explosion of low-budget horror creativity.
7. Escape from New York - Carpenter at his coolest, delivering a gritty and iconic vision of a dystopian future.
8. Scanners - Cronenberg's "head-exploding" classic remains a chilling look at corporate telepathy.
9. The Howling - A sharp, satirical, and genuinely scary take on the werewolf mythos.
10. Christiane F. - A harrowing and uncompromising look at youth drug addiction in Berlin.
11. The Beyond - Fulci's surrealist masterpiece of atmospheric, blood-soaked nightmare logic.
12. Road Games - A taut, Hitchcockian thriller set on the lonely highways of Australia.
13. Outland - High Noon in space, anchored by a gritty performance from Sean Connery.
14. Dead & Buried - A unique, atmospheric small-town mystery with a truly unsettling twist.
15. The Burning - A standout slasher featuring one of the genre's most effective river-raft massacres.
16. Stripes - Bill Murray at his peak in an endlessly quotable military comedy.
17. Halloween II - A solid, claustrophobic sequel that ramps up the slasher intensity.
18. My Bloody Valentine - One of the most atmospheric and effective "holiday" slashers of the era.
19. Clash of the Titans - A charming farewell to Ray Harryhausen's legendary stop-motion magic.
20. The Funhouse - Tobe Hooper crafts a moody and effective carnival-set creepfest.
21. Friday the 13th: Part 2 - Introduced the adult Jason Voorhees and established the franchise's formula.
22. The Prowler - Features some of the most impressive and brutal practical kills in slasher history.
23. Mommie Dearest - A campy, high-octane melodrama that has become a cult legend.
24. Wolfen - A moody, intelligent take on the "urban predator" genre with unique visual flair.
25. Dark Night of the Scarecrow - A masterclass in building tension and atmosphere for a made-for-TV movie.
26. Happy Birthday to Me - A convoluted but highly entertaining slasher with an infamous kebab-related kill.
27. The House by the Cemetery - Pure Fulci atmosphere with a heavy dose of gothic dread and gore.
28. Just Before Dawn - A surprisingly well-shot and suspenseful backwoods survival slasher.
29. Strange Behavior - A quirky, stylish blend of small-town mystery and mad scientist tropes.
30. The Hand - Oliver Stone's psychological thriller features a committed, albeit over-the-top, Michael Caine.
31. Deadly Blessing - Wes Craven explores religious repression with some genuinely creepy moments.
32. Hell Night - Linda Blair shines in this atmospheric and gothic-tinged haunted house slasher.
33. Student Bodies - A silly, hit-or-miss parody that paved the way for future slasher spoofs.
34. The Black Cat - Lucio Fulci's take on Poe is uneven but filled with his signature eerie visuals.
35. The Final Conflict - A polished but ultimately less effective conclusion to the Omen trilogy.
36. Bloody Birthday - A mean-spirited and darkly fun "evil child" slasher.
37. Evilspeak - A bizarre and bloody "nerd revenge" flick involving 80s computers and Satanism.
38. Porky's - The ultimate 80s teen sex comedy that is very much a product of its time.
39. The Boogens - A fun, low-budget creature feature with a charmingly weird title.
40. Madman - A quintessential, if somewhat generic, campfire-legend slasher.
41. Final Exam - A slow-burn slasher that focuses more on college hijinks than the actual body count.
42. Burial Ground - A wild, low-budget Italian zombie flick famous for its bizarre "child" actor.
43. The Survivor - An atmospheric but slowly paced supernatural mystery based on James Herbert's novel.
44. Cannibal Ferox - An infamously brutal and controversial entry in the Italian cannibal subgenre.
45. Fear No Evil - A visually ambitious but ultimately messy battle between good and evil.
46. The Other Hell - A low-rent, surreal Italian nunsploitation horror that is strictly for fans of the obscure.
47. Night of the Werewolf - Paul Naschy returns as Waldemar Daninsky in this gothic Spanish horror.
48. The Nesting - A slow and largely forgettable haunted house movie that lacks a punch.
49. Don't Go in the Woods - A cheap, chaotic, and unintentionally hilarious example of regional slasher filmmaking.
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