Jason Statham Stole My Bike (2027)

[Trevor]

I thought this was a prank title but it's for real and set for release next year 😳😂🤣😅😃🐢

[claws]

Why is this in good movies? It's not even made yet 

The last Statham movie I've seen was The Meg. This one sounds like a meta-movie.

[M.10rda]

I hope this is one of the following:

A.) a long-delayed sequel to DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR? in which Kutcher and Stiffler are middle-aged men who have lost their drivers' licenses and (like many aging heshers) must ride bicycles everywhere, until the eponymous antagonist strikes;

or B.) a long-delayed feature-length theatrical spinoff of the beloved "Kids In The Hall" sketch starring and written by Bruce McCullough, where the guy who stole his bicycle wheel (Jason Statham, apparently) returns after nearly four decades to finish the job.

[Rev. Powell]

How about a remake of the Italian neorealist film THE BICYCLE THIEF done as gritty action film?