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Pabst Blue Ribbon Wants its Beer Back

Started by sprite75, August 31, 2026, 01:12:37 PM

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sprite75

A lot of Pabst Blue Ribbon was stolen recently.

QuoteThe Pabst Brewing Company is asking the public for help after more than 40,000 pounds of beer was stolen in what may be one of the largest beer heists in history.

Montclair Police said Friday they are investigating two cargo thefts from the Anheuser-Busch distribution center in Montclair, California, at least one of which involved a truckload of Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Pabst said it would give the thieves 18 days and 44 minutes to return the beer in its Aug. 21 post – so the clock is ticking. The company is also offering a reward for help solving the theft.

You gotta be really desperate to steal that much Pabst beer. 
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Trevor

Quote from: sprite75 on August 31, 2026, 01:12:37 PMA lot of Pabst Blue Ribbon was stolen recently.

QuoteThe Pabst Brewing Company is asking the public for help after more than 40,000 pounds of beer was stolen in what may be one of the largest beer heists in history.

Montclair Police said Friday they are investigating two cargo thefts from the Anheuser-Busch distribution center in Montclair, California, at least one of which involved a truckload of Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Pabst said it would give the thieves 18 days and 44 minutes to return the beer in its Aug. 21 post – so the clock is ticking. The company is also offering a reward for help solving the theft.

You gotta be really desperate to steal that much Pabst beer. 


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This was probably the same thief who stole all those Kit Kat chocs a while back 😏🐢
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lester1/2jr

PBR is huge in Boston. "Heineken? f**k that s**t...Pabst Blue Ribbon!"

HappyGilmore

Ew. If you're going to steal beer, steal a good one.
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sprite75

Quote from: HappyGilmore on Today at 10:28:30 AMEw. If you're going to steal beer, steal a good one.

Yeah, that was my first thought too.  At the very least take some Coors.  Or some fine craft beer. 
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LilCerberus

Eh, Obama seemed to enjoy it.......
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HappyGilmore

Quote from: sprite75 on Today at 12:16:55 PM
Quote from: HappyGilmore on Today at 10:28:30 AMEw. If you're going to steal beer, steal a good one.

Yeah, that was my first thought too.  At the very least take some Coors.  Or some fine craft beer. 
Exactly. I wouldn't even drink PBR is it was offered to me for free.
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Quote from: HappyGilmore on Today at 02:46:03 PM
Quote from: LilCerberus on Today at 12:41:15 PMEh, Obama seemed to enjoy it.......
Really?
Well, that's the brand he brought up a few times early in his administration, albeit, he had a Bud Light at the Beer Summit.....
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