Make a sentence you're pretty sure no-one's said before!

[Rev. Powell]

I had the opportunity to text the following yesterday:

"Did you soak your constipated fish today, grandpa?"

[indianasmith]

Have you humidified your cactus this century?

[Trevor]

I had the opportunity to text the following yesterday:

"Did you soak your constipated fish today, grandpa?"

Oy 😳😂😃😀😅😄🐢

[chainsaw midget]

"Stop painting polka dots on Genghis Khan's camels!"

[indianasmith]

The quick brown cat was eaten by the lazy gecko.