Bad Movies Picture War

[ulthar]

I saw this 'game' over on another board, and it led to a pretty funny thread, so I thought we could try something similar but with a Bad Movie theme.

The idea is I'll post a picture from a movie, and the next person has to post a picture of something that "beats" my picture.  For example, I could post a picture of a slow zombie, next person could post a picture of Ben from NOTLD, and the next might post an image of the Sheriff who shot Ben, then maybe a giant ant from THEM (that killed the cop), etc.

The image has to be a still shot from a movie, and you might want to include a sentence why it 'beats' the last (if it's not obvious).

I'll start with an easy one (I know Andrew would like to come up with ways to beat this one):

[Andrew]

What I really need is a picture of Ronald Reagen, but a fire-breathing pterosaur will have to do.  You know, it would be funny to see Billy Jack roasted and then slowly picked apart by this thing:

And, screw it, just to make Tom happy the pterosaur could be a Republican.

[Duckmancgy]

I'm game..

So here is Box from Logan's Run.  He freezes stuff, so that pretty much takes care of a fire breathing Pterosaur methinks

[Kester Pelagius]

You want bad?  Alright just remember YOU asked for it!



The pic is from "Wham Bam Thank You Spaceman". . .  Do I really need to say anything more?

[Andrew]

"Wham Bam Thank You Spaceman" is a horrid film (I keep thinking about reviewing it), but the question is:  how will either of the aliens from that movie deal with the robot from "Logan's Run?"  If the opponent were a woman, like Kathy Ireland or such, I can see them being pretty effective.

[ulthar]

Salt trumps Ice:

[Andrew]

I think I have the perfect thing to destroy a greedy little kid and her terrible parents:

And what would you wish for, me wee little lass?

[Kester Pelagius]

"Wham Bam Thank You Spaceman" is a horrid film (I keep thinking about reviewing it), but the question is:  how will either of the aliens from that movie deal with the robot from "Logan's Run?"  If the opponent were a woman, like Kathy Ireland or such, I can see them being pretty effective.

You forget they have a teleporter.  All they need do is teleport Box into the heart of the Sun, then they can explore Jenny Agutter until their balloon-ears explode!   

And as for that pesky Leprechaun how about. . .



Nipple Shockwave Attack!

(Pic is from Kunoichi: Lady Ninja.  Sorry about choosing a cap with all the naughty bits covered, the rules you know.)

[Duckmancgy]

Well i dont know if this movie fits in to the Bad movie category. but No Lady ninja can deal with the power of




Austin Powers Baby.. Yea..

[JPickettIII]

Hope I am doing this right.

I think R.O.T.O.R could take anyone of these characters.

The guy can beat up little cops and laddies.

John

[clockworkcanary]

Austin Powers [oops I mean...R.O.T.O.R.] cannot resist the power of ... (sorry must have posted close to same time)



Cheetara's bare breasts!

[ulthar]

Debbie Harry demonstrates how to beat a bare breast:

[Kester Pelagius]

Debbie Harry demonstrates how to beat a bare breast:

She covers it with a red X?



Yeah, well, this Golden Temple Amazon will whip her into submission!

[Duckmancgy]

Well to you, i give you a bad picture of Emperor Wang.. But Emperor Wang non the less.. Who will put that amazonian into slavery of sorts..

[Acidburn]

I think my man here will put her in her place :)