invent a bad movie title

[Flangepart]

THE GIANT PORTUGESE MAN-O-WAR VS. THE AZTEC MUMMY.

CHILDREN OF THE CORN VS. TEENAGERS OF THE ASPARAGAS.

THE DEAD COMEDIANS SCOCIETY.

[zombie no.one]

Live-Vocal Larry vs. The Incredible Lip-Syncing Monster From Planet M.I.M.E

[Rev. Powell]

STRIPPERS IN A HAUNTED HOUSE

I envision a whole series of "Strippers" movies.

STRIPPERS GO TO JUNIOR COLLEGE
STRIPPERS VS. THE EVIL SLIME FROM OUTER SPACE

etc.

[Flangepart]

And along other job related titles...

THE PROCTOLOGIST!

PROCTOLOGIST 2: THE DEEPINING.

PROCOLOGIST 3: SPELUNKERS FROM HELL.

[bob]

Revenge of the Slutty Nuns.

[zombie no.one]

POLICE COP

[Rev. Powell]

AMISH STRIPPERS IN MENNONITE HELL

[lester1/2jr]

Soulcycle Massacre

[Pilgermann]

The Uncouth Nuns
The Other Face of Dr. Schitt
Go-Karts to Hell
Powerknuckles
Shark Ho 3: Rows of Teeth (I listed the previous titles in this "series" a long, long time ago)

[Flangepart]

PICKLES, THE KILLER GERKIN.

ONION MAN AND THE SALAD FROM HELL.

MY EYES LIKE OLIVES.

[lester1/2jr]

Huge umm Bazooka

[Flangepart]

CHAD THE MASTER OF HELL.

LITTLE ANDREW AND THE WAR PONY.

TREVOR VS. THE ZOMBIE ROADKILL.

[Trevor]

LITTLE ANDREW AND THE WAR PONY.

TREVOR VS. THE ZOMBIE ROADKILL.

Those two titles involve people I know well. 

[Flangepart]

Heh, heh, heh,
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SPRITE DOES PROVO.

ER AND THE AMAZING PUMP HANDLE OF DREAMS.

REV. POWELL: MINISTER OF WHUPASS.

LESTER 1/2 JR. VS. THE FRACTIONAL WOMAN.

INDIANASMITH AND THE BOOK TOUR FROM HECK.

BOB THE KILLER GOLDFISH. (I dare ya to get that reference!)

[JaseSF]

Darksider Goes Hawaiian
Stench of Doom: The Night Trevor's Undies Came to Life 
Indiana Smith and the Lost Temple of Punch
Zombie Andrew vs. Werewolf Bob
Retro Russell & Happy Gilmore meet Lesterstein 1/2 Jr.