invent a bad movie title

[fortunato]

Death Knocks Three Times
Countdown to Infinity
Tiny Trolls in the Valley of Vampire Vixens
Blood Couch
Christmas at Riker's

[Leah]

Goblins 2
Batman and Robin 2

[Psycho Circus]

There's Something Very Wrong With My Crotch

[retrorussell]

Hemmorhoids From The Deep
Butt Pirates of Cutthroat Island ~or~ Deepthroat Island starring Linda Lovelace
Slow Times at Ridgemont Special Ed Academy
Showgirls vs. Catwoman
Malcolm X Meets Jason X

[WingedSerpent]

There's Something Very Wrong With My Crotch

OK, but now you have to make up a bad movie title.

HI-YO!

[Chainsawmidget]

The Day the Earth Puked!

Hitler vs Dracula

Ceiling Fan Massacre

Legend of the Topless Ninja

[Leah]

Attack of the Killer Potatoes!

[Mr. Bronson]

Atomic Barnacles Attack Las Vegas

Chunks Of Baloney In Lime Kool Aid vs The Rocket Powered Train Boat

[Leah]

The Liver from Planet Karcus
The Mutated Potatoes
Master Clown
Evil Clown vs. Dracula vs. Frankenstein vs. Hitler vs. Gilman vs. The Brain from Planet Arous vs. Circus circus

[Leah]

The Haz team vs. Trevor's Underwear 

[skuts]

Tales From Nowhere
Between Two Things

[JaseSF]

The Incomprehensible Apprehensible Non-Entity from Beyond Nowhere
Beware the Sinister Slayers
Cycle Gods From Beneath the Sea
Aliens From Beyond Time and Infinity
The Bronze Goddess of the Ancient Lost Mu Tribe

[Chainsawmidget]

Death of the Dragon Ninja:  The Return

The Bionic Beast from the Year One Billion

Werewolf Hunters

[Leah]

There's Something Very Wrong With My Crotch

TMI

[Nukie 2]

MUTANOID!

Lizardsaurus Rex

Blood Thirsty Sharks in Outer Space

Robofirefighter

Niffleton: the Awkward Boy Who Learned how to Fly

Space-fight: the Battle of Opposing Forces

The Grumbling Grandpas

Satan's Accountant

IRKOK: Swordwarrior

IRKOK 2: Battlefighter

IRKOK 3: Kingruler

Gigantard Vs. Humongoloid

Metamorpho-Wolf

Pointy Teeth: Dracula in the Night

FrankenStalin

Angry Dogs

Gumbo Feet: the Mobster King-Pin

The Spicy Winds of Kung Foo

Halbert the Homosexual Hybrid Car