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Started by zombie no.one, April 03, 2007, 10:56:54 PM

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lester1/2jr

#1695
Miraculous Event Between 33rd and 35th Streets

Flangepart

Carbon residues of combustion Vs. Thoroughly unpleasant not living beings. 
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

lester1/2jr

Answer the Phone and Look in the Basment

Flangepart

DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE 2: DAVE'S NOT HERE.

DON'T LOOK IN THE BASEMENT 2: I TOLE YOU NOT TO LOOK!
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

bob

Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Rev. Powell

I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

javakoala

HOLLYWOOD HOMICIDE HOOTENANNY

ZAMBONI ZOMBIES

CARMELITA AND HER REGRETTABLE SPAWN

THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BLADE
I feel more like I do now than I did a while ago.

Doc Daneeka

Clonus Jonas: A Disney/Lion's Gate co-production signifying their merger, is a thriller starring the Jonas Brothers as themselves, thrust into a white-knuckle series of events when they discover a scientist has secured DNA samples from all three of them. Tensions escalate as an entity capable of shapeshifting into any of the siblings at one time arises, and begins a campaign to destroy the lives of the family it was created from. Famous for the heroic sacrifice of Frankie "Bonus" Jonas in a key scene which finds him confronting the clone on his own, believing it will not be able to predict his movements due to lacking his genetic material. He bravely stands his ground, taunting: "Clonus Jonas, meet Bonus Jonas!" before the two clash. Bonus Jonas manages to hold off the clone just long enough for Nick Jonas to destroy the duplication warp and end the ambitions of Professor Grauens. Rated PG-13.

https://www.youtube.com/user/silverspherechannel
For the latest on the fifth installment in Don Coscarelli's Phantasm saga.

VenomX73

^ when is the new Phantasm coming out?
Gilligan's island, Goonies and Godzilla information booth here!

Rev. Powell

WEREWOLF SWINGERS GO JAMAICAN
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Flangepart

DISCO KLINGON STARJAM

WEREWOLF BY MIGHT, PERSIAN CAT BY DAY

I WAS A TEENAGE ADOLESCENT.
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

Doc Daneeka

Quote from: VenomX73 on March 14, 2016, 08:43:04 PM
^ when is the new Phantasm coming out?
The crew only says it will be dropping in the first half of this year. There are rumors of an April/May release, but very unconfirmable ones.

Back on topic, uhh...

...Machete Kills Himself!

https://www.youtube.com/user/silverspherechannel
For the latest on the fifth installment in Don Coscarelli's Phantasm saga.

lester1/2jr


Flangepart

CAINE MUTANY 2: FOR ALL THE MARBLES

SHE WORE A YELLOW GIBBON

BEACH DEAD

PATHS OF GORY

INCONGRUOUS BASTARDS
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

Rev. Powell

THE VACCINATOR (a horror film aimed at the anti-vaccination crowd)

FASCIST CARNIVAL ORGY
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...