invent a bad movie title

[Pacman000]

Dinosaur Continent: The Lost Civilization of the Atlantians

[bob]

The Cursed Toilet

[Svengoolie 3]

The man eating turd.

(I got that from something a prisoner said on lockup)

[Svengoolie 3]

Donavan's testicle.

[Alex]

Help! My big toe is a dinosaur!

[WingedSerpent]

Amazon Vampire from the Center of the Earth

Mystery of the Forgotten Moon

[Pacman000]

Phaeton: The Planet That Blew Up

(Presented by Sun Classic Pictures)

[claws]

Spawn of the Lawn Mower Lawyer
Oriental Rat Fleas Zombies
Barb Wire Barbie
The Hernia Effect
I Was a Teenage Manicure for the KGB

[Gene Worm]

Attack of the Poop Scoop

The Man Who Screams at Sheep

Cult of the Floppy Crocodile

Broccoli Man Strikes Woodstock

Grandma is Actually a Shark!

Mom, There's an Arm in My Soup!

Monty Python and the Giant Crab Monster

That Zombie Ate My Lobster

Cardboard Man vs. The Box Cutter

The Mob vs. The Flying Nose

IT: Turning it Off and Back on Again

[claws]

Curse of the Screaming Dad
Entrails of a Beautiful Grandmother
I Saw What You Ate
The Legend of Sleepy Pillow
A Stranger Is Cooking
The Doctor and the Pelvis
The Hunchback of Starbucks
Don't Feed the Sheep
The Car That Dripped Oil
Neon Cataracts
My Best Friend Is a Deodorant Tester

[Svengoolie 3]

Earth vs the chihuahua.

Dracula's second cousin.

Batsuper vs manman.

Plan 9 from closet space.

The midget claw.

Rickshaws of fire.

Any movie title plays the words "Directed by J. J Abrams. "

[claws]

This is strangely addictive 

A Hero Never Dyes
My New Partner Wears Braces
40 000 b.c: A Love Story
Amish Kickboxer
The Sauerkraut Collector
Search and Employ
The Bride with No Hair
The Dark Side of Macarena
Hercules and the Amazon workers strike on Black Friday

[Svengoolie 3]

Hercules vs godzilla.

Creature with the atom kidney.

It came from beneath the outhouse.

Navy vs the night sweats.

[indianasmith]

ATTACK OF THE GIANT SPATULAS!

[Svengoolie 3]

The fifth Indiana Jones movie. (Let's face it whatever they call it we all know it's gonna suck.)

Attack of the collosaal  hemorrhoid!

James and the giant broccoli.