Prayboy(From the people who brought the world the controversial Bob Dylan biopic comes the most exciting moments in the life of evangelical superhuman Billy Graham, variously played, by Alec Baldwin, Charlie Sheen, Daniel Day Lewis, Gary Oldman, Chris Rock, and in a career-defining performance, Meryl Streep as Graham in Heaven.)
Friday(Ten years in the making, the definitive rock opera based on Rebecca Black's smash '00s hit song, Friday. There won't be a dry eye in the house as film-makers capture every nuance of this deep, life-impacting song, penned.....by a teenager.)
Bright Club(Rom-com in which the nerdy class atheist forms an after-school club for kids who don't
like God believe in God. No one ever shows up to join and his flyers get used for paper wads in detention, but in the final scene, after some militant Methodists beat him up in the parking lot, he does get a sympathy dance at the prom from the class hot chick. Alas the movie was scrapped after production when no one in test audiences understood the new PC term for an atheist is "bright." As in, "I don't go to church; I'm bright.")
Return to the Return of the Planet of the Apes(A group of time travelers jaunt back to 1975 in order to stop the meeting that green-lighted
Return to the Planet of the Apes, and prevent the launch of the Saturday morning cartoon that was so bad it ruined
Planet of the Apes for an entire generation.)
Guitar Wars(Sith electric guitar headbangers versus Jedi acoustic guitar alternative types in space, with lots of loud guitar solos and spaceships blowing s**t up. You could print money off the future box office success of this motherf**ker.
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