invent a bad movie title

[Chainsawmidget]

Dracula for President
I was a Teenage Clone of Hitler
The Bikini Butcher Shop
A-Team 2089
Robin... just Robin (because we're all getting sick of Batman all the time)
Hockey Mask Maniac in the American Civil War

[Venomx73]

Matango 2: Return to Mushroom Land.

[Pacman000]

Where's Waldo?
Where's Waldo 2: The Mall
Where's Waldo 3: In School
Where's Waldo 4: IN SPACE
Where's Waldo 5: In Da Hood

That might actually be fun....

[Pacman000]

Block Party Massacre

A formerly blighted neighborhood holds a block party.  Unfortunately, the gang which used to control said neighborhood decides to reclaim their territory during said party.  Luckily, a former police officer has moved into the neighborhood.  Can he save the day all by himself?  Think Dirty Harry meets Die hard, shot outside on location in some city where it's cheap to do so!

[JaseSF]

Pierre Trudeau's Clone and RCMP Zombies vs. The Grey Alien Nazi Invasion
Prince Charles vs. Evil Clowns
Abraham Lincoln: Space Explorer
Albert Einstein vs. The Anti-Matter Beings from the Fifth Dimension
Joan of Arc vs. The Demonic Horde

[Leah]

Thomas Jefferson: Zombie Killer
FrankenCat
I Married a Beach Ball from Wal-Mart
The Graduation Party Non-Massacre Massacre

[Chainsawmidget]

Riding the waves of all those other movies that put sharks in places that there should not be sharks (Sand Shark, Snow Shark, Swamp Shark, etc etc)  we now have a movie about a killer shark that goes from swimming pool to swimming pool.  Yes, coming soon is the movie POOL SHARK  

... and now when Sci-fi inevitable makes this, they'll owe me money.  

[Rev. Powell]

I mixed two popular current trends to come up with

ABRAHAM LINCOLN: THE SHARK-HUNTING YEARS

[Psycho Circus]

Blaws (Blaxploitation remake of Jaws)

[Pilgermann]

The Earth Splits In Two
Dick Year: A Love Story
Kindergarten Yakuza
Deep South Gravy Beast

[lester1/2jr]

Silent Night, Dudley Night: The Diff'rent Strokes Murders

[Psycho Circus]

Killer Bus: Curse Of The Greyhound

[Pilgermann]

The Wayward Hussy
Alone in the Landfill
Dirty Fangs: Coprophagic Vampire

[grickobl]

Invasion of the Toenail Biters
Night of the Mirrors
Houndzilla vs. Mega-Mailman

[Venomx73]

The Three Stooges Meet Yellowbeard.

Abbott and Costello Meet Mighty Joe Young.