invent a bad movie title

[jimpickens]

Chainsaw Wielding Strippers VS The Machinegun Toting Hookers.

[Fishasaurus]

Attack of the Killer Tuna Crab Bats.

I would so totally pay good money to see this!

How about RHINOCROC vs. DINODOG?  Starring Casper Van Dien!

[lester1/2jr]

Guitar Store Zombies

[lester1/2jr]

Flarby, the Connecticut Mannequin

[Leah]

The Slow Porno
Killer Dolls From the Attic
No One Will Survive This.

[Rev. Powell]

LIBERTINE FREAK ORGY

[zombie no.one]

The Dirty Toxic Swamp With An Extremely Evil & Nasty Monster In It That Eats People Part IV: It's Back Again, Again 

[Leah]

Attack of the Killer Dolls From Planet M That Will Eat Your Soul and Poo Out Many Gremlins That Kills Potatoes From The Inside Out And Mutates Bananas

[Doc Daneeka]

Kaiser Wilhelm Reincarnated as Soulja Boy Tellem

[Chainsawmidget]

I think we need a few movies to get us in the Holiday mood....



Christmas Cop
The Canadian Boxing Day Massacre
Santa Clause is Gunning you Down
Santa Clause vs Dracula
A Ninja Christmas
Santa Clause Goes to Hell
Elfs in Love
Frosty the Hitman
New Year's Eve ... and Adam
The Great Reindeer Race!

[zombie no.one]

Christmas Cop

lol, whaddaya know... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2349661/

[Chainsawmidget]

Huh?  Imagine that. 

[Rev. Powell]

Then how about CHRISTMAS COP 2: THE HO-HO-HOLDUP?

[rizo]

The "Fun"eral
(You can't spell manslaughter without laughter)

[iwasateenagewerewolf]

"THE COMMUNIST KILLER".

Torture show with a shadowy killer who takes revenge on corporative bastards and all kinds of tycoons by slicing their throats with a sickle and hoe in a "Death Wish" style... He may drive around in his Trabant/Lada, capturing the rotten capitalists and make them clean toilets in a Chinese takeaway. He would record this humiliation of theirs, hence making people not to buy products that these SOAB's has built their fortune on, leaving them only with taxes and without profit.