invent a bad movie title

[Vaporman87]

Filth Flinging Zombies vs. The Pedestrians

[Andrew]

Cannibal Redneck Potluck
Atomic Woodchuck
Big Fat Pig Beast
Man-Eating Mummies From Mars
Sadodentism

[Trevor]

Cannibal Redneck Potluck 
Atomic Woodchuck
Big Fat Pig Beast 
Man-Eating Mummies From Mars 
Sadodentism

I would pay good money to see all of these. 

[Leah]

The Drunken Zombie Unicorns From Neptune

Zombie Prince Charming.

The Robotic Cannibal

[lester1/2jr]

Comptrollerz

[Pacman000]

Phalanges! Fingers of Fate!

[Chainsawmidget]

Dial M for Mummy

Ghost of Dracula's Daughter

Slumber Party at Castle Dracula

Kung-Fu Rapists

[Rev. Powell]

SWINGING DENTAL HYGIENISTS

[Flangepart]

SNAKE BITE, CHEESWIZ AND YOU.

LOVE AND THE SINGLE MUTANT.

THE COLOR MAUVE WITH A LIGHTER SHADE OF BLUE.

TOENAILS FROM HELL!

THE DREADED KITTY CAT.

[Chainsawmidget]

Zombie Shark

Vampire Bear

Were Wolf-Python

Really Big Gorilla with a Chainsaw

[Flangepart]

The thing vs. the creature.

Generic ninjas vs. special ninjas.

Something normal this way comes.

[Vaporman87]

Generic ninjas vs. special ninjas.

Go Generic Ninjas!

Anyway...

These titles are inspired by Asylum and The Fast & The Furious franchise:

- The Quick & The Quarrelsome
- The Rushed & The Really Mad
- The Speedy & The Sore
- The Swift & The Savage
- The Rapid & The Rabid
- The Able to Move, Operate, Function, or Take Effect in a Short Time & The Violently Passionate, Intensely Angry, or Enraged

[Chainsawmidget]

Frankenstein on the Planet of the Apes

The Amazing Adventures of Leftover Man

How The Easter Bunny Saved Christmas

Samurai Murder in New Tokyo

Nice Girls Don't Kill

[Rev. Powell]

Again, not my own invention, but a search term that brought someone to my website:

NAKED NYMPHO LESBIAN SEX SLAVES ON ACID

[Doc Daneeka]

The Nitty-Gritty Behind the Itty Bitty Titty Committee part 3: S**tty Titty Pity in the City