invent a bad movie title

[etmoviesb]

Gamera, the end

Plot: the movie begins in the '50 (including special effects of the time) where Gamera wakes up from its hibernation for some kind of accident. Some destruction follows, but humanity working together find a way to trap him in a iceberg and send it in hibernation again.
Time skip, nowadays or 20 minutes in the future (special effects are now modern). People do not believe in Gamera story anymore, even if there is plenty of proof and even some still living witnesses.  The climate change melts the poles and Gamera wakes up and destroy civilization. Mandatory scene where Gamera eats a guy while he screams: "it is not possible, Gamera cannot exist!" CHOMP.
The final scene is a group of people farming while a little girl writes in his diary: "we thought it would be the end, but actually life is simpler and we found our..." and she get killed by a bike gang Mad Max style that rampage the earth worshiping Gamera as god of destruction, and then Gamera kills them.

[zombie no.one]

The final scene is a group of people farming while a little girl writes in his diary: "we thought it would be the end, but actually life is simpler and we found our..." and she get killed by a bike gang Mad Max style that rampage the earth worshiping Gamera as god of destruction, and then Gamera kills them.

spoiler alert 

Nice idea, I think there was another thread for full blown plot inventions... keeping it simple in this one

[Flangepart]

Gamera, the end

Plot: the movie begins in the '50 (including special effects of the time) where Gamera wakes up from its hibernation for some kind of accident. Some destruction follows, but humanity working together find a way to trap him in a iceberg and send it in hibernation again.
Time skip, nowadays or 20 minutes in the future (special effects are now modern). People do not believe in Gamera story anymore, even if there is plenty of proof and even some still living witnesses.  The climate change melts the poles and Gamera wakes up and destroy civilization. Mandatory scene where Gamera eats a guy while he screams: "it is not possible, Gamera cannot exist!" CHOMP.
The final scene is a group of people farming while a little girl writes in his diary: "we thought it would be the end, but actually life is simpler and we found our..." and she get killed by a bike gang Mad Max style that rampage the earth worshiping Gamera as god of destruction, and then Gamera kills them.

Yeah...this would be a change of pace. Nice touch. Not gonna happen, but hey, we can dream!

[Flangepart]

THE GAMERA FILES.

TURTLE SOUP TOKYO STYLE.

WILL WHUP A$$ FOR FOOD.

[zombie no.one]

Tennis Massacre

Tennis Massacre II: Revenge Of The Backhand Slice

Tennis Massacre III: Game, Set and Death-Match

[Flangepart]

DEATH BY DUCKS.

ATTACK OF THE SUPER GERBILS.

THEY MADE ME A MONSTER, AND I SENT IT BACK.

[cqmorrell]

Booger Feast

Booger Feast 2: Goldmine

Night of the Armadillos

Michael Bay presents The Adventures of the American Rabbit

Michael Bay presents Chip and Pepper's Cartoon Madness

Chihuahuas Rip My Flesh

Attack of the Giant Midget

They Saved Hitler's Gallbladder

Sonichu: The Movie

Indiana Jones and the Line at the DMV

Uwe Boll presents Dark Castle

[lester1/2jr]

Cumulo Nimbus Mild Sharks

[bob]

Cyber Stalkers

[JaseSF]

Neptune Men vs. The Walking Dead
Barf! The Vomit Movie
Zombie Planet of the Apes
The Ponderous Pinkasaurus
Bigfoot vs. The Vampires

[VenomX73]

Barf! The Vomit Movie

Duuuuh, I heard that!

Barth and the Health Inspector

[Rev. Powell]

SCHIZO JUNKIE STRIPPER PARTY

[Javakoala]

SCHIZO JUNKIE STRIPPER PARTY

Mr. Mari is writing the screenplay for this as we speak.

[Rev. Powell]

SCHIZO JUNKIE STRIPPER PARTY

Mr. Mari is writing the screenplay for this as we speak.

Actually, it's my autobiography.

[jimpickens]

b***h Shut Up a touching story of man whose wife suffers from motor mouth fever.