invent a bad movie title

[lester1/2jr]

Miraculous Event Between 33rd and 35th Streets

[Flangepart]

Carbon residues of combustion Vs. Thoroughly unpleasant not living beings. 

[lester1/2jr]

Answer the Phone and Look in the Basment

[Flangepart]

DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE 2: DAVE'S NOT HERE.

DON'T LOOK IN THE BASEMENT 2: I TOLE YOU NOT TO LOOK!

[bob]

Underpants gone wrong

[Rev. Powell]

WEREWOLF SWINGERS

[javakoala]

HOLLYWOOD HOMICIDE HOOTENANNY

ZAMBONI ZOMBIES

CARMELITA AND HER REGRETTABLE SPAWN

THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BLADE

[Doc Daneeka]

Clonus Jonas: A Disney/Lion's Gate co-production signifying their merger, is a thriller starring the Jonas Brothers as themselves, thrust into a white-knuckle series of events when they discover a scientist has secured DNA samples from all three of them. Tensions escalate as an entity capable of shapeshifting into any of the siblings at one time arises, and begins a campaign to destroy the lives of the family it was created from. Famous for the heroic sacrifice of Frankie "Bonus" Jonas in a key scene which finds him confronting the clone on his own, believing it will not be able to predict his movements due to lacking his genetic material. He bravely stands his ground, taunting: "Clonus Jonas, meet Bonus Jonas!" before the two clash. Bonus Jonas manages to hold off the clone just long enough for Nick Jonas to destroy the duplication warp and end the ambitions of Professor Grauens. Rated PG-13.

[VenomX73]

^ when is the new Phantasm coming out?

[Rev. Powell]

WEREWOLF SWINGERS GO JAMAICAN

[Flangepart]

DISCO KLINGON STARJAM

WEREWOLF BY MIGHT, PERSIAN CAT BY DAY

I WAS A TEENAGE ADOLESCENT.

[Doc Daneeka]

^ when is the new Phantasm coming out?

The crew only says it will be dropping in the first half of this year. There are rumors of an April/May release, but very unconfirmable ones.

Back on topic, uhh...

...Machete Kills Himself!

[lester1/2jr]

They Were Extendable

[Flangepart]

CAINE MUTANY 2: FOR ALL THE MARBLES

SHE WORE A YELLOW GIBBON

BEACH DEAD

PATHS OF GORY

INCONGRUOUS BASTARDS

[Rev. Powell]

THE VACCINATOR (a horror film aimed at the anti-vaccination crowd)

FASCIST CARNIVAL ORGY