invent a bad movie title

[Trevor]

Somari: The Speedy Plumber Comes to Earth

I can add this: Plumbers: Ass Crack of Doom. 

[claws]

Coyote Snugly
The 40-Year-Old Surgeon
Scratch Me If You Can
The Fashion of the Christ
Crouching Leprechaun, Hidden Gold
The Girl with the Volkswagen Tattoo
Bridget Jones's Dairy

[pacman000]

Somari: The Speedy Plumber Comes to Earth

I can add this: Plumbers: Ass Crack of Doom. 

I figured "since there's a new Sonic movie..."

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ayfic62fDrA

[pacman000]

Giant Vampire Mosquitoes

[Alex]

Help! My penis is a piranha.

[pacman000]

Wonderously Weird Wyvern War

[Alex]

The Day the Earth Stood Up Its Date.

[pacman000]

Dragons vs Jerusulam

(Based on an old translation of an Old Testament prophecy. Newer translations use jackals instead of dragons. Newer translations may be more accurate, but older ones are more entertaining. ;) https://biblehub.com/jeremiah/9-11.htm)

[pacman000]

Co-Ed Co-Ax: The College Cable Killers

[bob]

The Butthole Surfers

[claws]

The Butthole Surfers

The Butthole Surfers could provide the soundtrack 

[pacman000]

Internet Addicts: The Intervention

[bob]

I was a Teenage Anteater

[Svengoolie 3]

Stop or my ass will shoot!

[Ticonderoga 64]

Diary Of Anne Frankenstein
The Toxic Evangelist
Dude, Where's My Morals?