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Started by zombie no.one, April 03, 2007, 10:56:54 PM

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pacman000


claws

Quote from: pacman000 on February 01, 2021, 08:38:01 AM
Quote from: claws on February 01, 2021, 03:40:49 AM
Nightmare in Beige
A movie about school uniforms?

I got this from a drag queen ("raven") reading mean tweets. Somebody tweeted she is a nightmare in beige.


pacman000


zombie no.one

please do not mock my potato.

pacman000

Frightful Tales: An Anthology

Rev. Powell

I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

kornula


pacman000


pacman000

Sappy Movie: A Romance Amongst the Maple Trees

Dr. Whom

Quote from: kornula on February 09, 2021, 09:25:36 PM
G Men in G Strings.

That one probably exists as a porn parody somewhere

Two more from vintage pulp magazines

When Planets Mate
Savages  Made Me Eat My Wife
"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

kornula

Quote from: Dr. Whom on February 16, 2021, 12:39:17 PM
Quote from: kornula on February 09, 2021, 09:25:36 PM
G Men in G Strings.

That one probably exists as a porn parody somewhere


I would love to make it.. a non-porn version.

kornula


chainsaw midget

Hippie Eat Your Flesh!

The Samurai of Tahiti

When First Blood Knocks, Murder Twice

The Goldfish that Ate People

Hawaiian Ice Age

Surf or Die!

Wanted:  Vampire.  No Questions Asked.

pennywise37

Surf or die! i like that one how about


Surf Or Live!   

bob

Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.