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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)


« Reply #2505 on: March 16, 2021, 04:07:24 PM »

Seven Grooms For Seven Brothers.

(An LGBTQetc updating of a classic musical.)



An American in Paris.

(A twenty-year anniversary director's cut of the beloved Paris Hilton sex tape.)


The Return of the Virgin Suicides

(The Lisbon sisters return from the grave, hungry for brains, and in Lux's case, other organ meat.)


Guess Who's Not Coming To Dinner?

(Isn't it time for a flick that combines race relations and eating disorders?)


Wayne's Spice World

(Wayne and Garth meet the Spice Girls in 93-minutes of nostalgic hijinks.)


The New Dukes of Hazzard

(John Wayne and Duke Ellington are a truly odd couple, as they make it their mission to play jazz and distribute coonskin caps while outwitting dim Sheriff Roscoe in Hazzard County, Georgia.)

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« Reply #2506 on: March 16, 2021, 08:46:37 PM »

The Duke Who Ate Amsterdam
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)


« Reply #2507 on: March 17, 2021, 10:52:57 AM »

Prayboy

(From the people who brought the world the controversial Bob Dylan biopic comes the most exciting moments in the life of evangelical superhuman Billy Graham, variously played, by Alec Baldwin, Charlie Sheen, Daniel Day Lewis, Gary Oldman, Chris Rock, and in a career-defining performance, Meryl Streep as Graham in Heaven.)



Friday


(Ten years in the making, the definitive rock opera based on Rebecca Black's smash '00s hit song, Friday.  There won't be a dry eye in the house as film-makers capture every nuance of this deep, life-impacting song, penned.....by a teenager.)



Bright Club

(Rom-com in which the nerdy class atheist forms an after-school club for kids who don't like God believe in God. No one ever shows up to join and his flyers get used for paper wads in detention, but in the final scene, after some militant Methodists beat him up in the parking lot, he does get a sympathy dance at the prom from the class hot chick. Alas the movie was scrapped after production when no one in test audiences understood the new PC term for an atheist is "bright." As in, "I don't go to church; I'm bright.")



Return to the Return of the Planet of the Apes

(A group of time travelers jaunt back to 1975 in order to stop the meeting that green-lighted Return to the Planet of the Apes, and prevent the launch of the Saturday morning cartoon that was so bad it ruined Planet of the Apes for an entire generation.)



Guitar Wars

(Sith electric guitar headbangers versus Jedi acoustic guitar alternative types in space, with lots of loud guitar solos and spaceships blowing s**t up. You could print money off the future box office success of this motherf**ker.  Thumbup)
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« Reply #2508 on: March 17, 2021, 11:28:40 AM »

American Beauty X

Lester's life seems perfect, having a respectable job and a family, but inside, he is slowly developing a fascination for hate crimes. Struggling with life, he gets infatuated with his daughter's friend, Stacey, who is involved in the white supremacist and neo-Nazi movements.
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« Reply #2509 on: March 17, 2021, 05:11:30 PM »

Bob Dylan learns to sing!

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« Reply #2510 on: March 17, 2021, 08:54:23 PM »

Seven horses for Seven Brothers and sisters
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« Reply #2511 on: March 17, 2021, 09:05:03 PM »

The Giles Family & Their Adventures Settling in the Appalachian Region of the United States Before, After, & During the American Revolution
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claws
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« Reply #2512 on: March 18, 2021, 04:35:41 PM »

Resurrecting Jeffrey Dahmer
Attack of the Sous vide Sharks

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« Reply #2513 on: March 18, 2021, 04:46:38 PM »

Shark Demon of Atoll

Shark Demon of Atoll Part 2: Ancient Volcano

Shark Demon of Atoll Part 3: Lava Rock Island

Shark Demon of Atoll Part 4: The Day the Island Split Open
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« Reply #2514 on: March 18, 2021, 05:21:35 PM »

attack of the wild cherries
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Cthulhu for president! Why choose the lesser evil?


« Reply #2515 on: March 19, 2021, 02:05:10 AM »

attack of the wild cherries

With lots of funky music played by white boys?
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« Reply #2516 on: March 19, 2021, 06:13:54 AM »

The Thing in the Diet Soda Bottle

Return of the Sugar Demon

Diet Hard

Diet Hard II:   Get Fatty!

Diet Hard With a Cleanser

A Fat Tuesday to Diet Hard
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)


« Reply #2517 on: March 19, 2021, 08:38:22 PM »

Ex-Caliber

(Italian slapstick at its finest! When Roberto Benigni learns his ex-wife only married him to get Italian citizenship, and what's worse she was actually Saddam Hussein in drag, the only question becomes what caliber of gun will it be?)


South America Looks Like An Ice Cream Cone When You're Starving For Your Wedding

(Some random chubby female comic stars as Everywoman Jones, in the most realistic look at a bride's life in that hellish last month before her big day....)
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« Reply #2518 on: March 19, 2021, 10:41:30 PM »

Boogie Beat Zombies
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« Reply #2519 on: March 19, 2021, 10:57:37 PM »

Break dancing murder marathon
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