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flackbait

April 17, 2007, 08:33:52 PM
So whats the weirdest/dumbest monster you've ever seen?

For me it's probably the rat-bat-spider thing in The Angry Red Planet.

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April 17, 2007, 08:51:15 PM
Ro-man from ROBOT MONSTER . . . gorilla suit and diving helmet with TV antennae?  At 5 years of age I laughed at that one.  Talk about dumb. 
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April 17, 2007, 08:57:15 PM
 I dunno about the worst,but Dracula with an afro really freaked me out...

                     
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Snivelly

#3
April 17, 2007, 09:00:08 PM
Good lawd, he looks like he's got a Mike Brady man-perm going on there!

I'll have to look for that movie now.......
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#4
April 17, 2007, 09:04:47 PM
The Creature from the Haunted Sea

Besides looking goofy, in one underwater scene you can see that it's wearing Levis and swim fins.

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#5
April 17, 2007, 09:20:26 PM
The title aliens in Larry Buchanan's Attack of the the Eye Creatures.



While the one pictured isn't too bad, it's the aliens that only have a head and that are wearing skin-tight black outfits to hide the fact that there wasn't enough full costumes to go around, that are the goofy looking ones.
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#6
April 17, 2007, 09:20:45 PM
From Larry Buchanan:



Used by Buchanan in both "It's Alive" and in a slightly altered variation in "Creature of Destruction".
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Shadow

#7
April 17, 2007, 09:23:19 PM
LOL! Larry Buchanan might pop up more in this thread. The Mutant from In The Year 2889 was pretty bad as well. Ditto the monster in the Zontar the Thing from Venus remake.
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#8
April 17, 2007, 09:31:03 PM
Damn it, Shadow beat me to the punch on the Eye Creatures. My favorite MST3K segment stems from that movie and consisted of Joel and the bots disecting just why the movie's makers "just didn't care". It also features the memorable cut of the film whose title card actually reads "Attack of the the Eye Creatures".

So, I'm gonna have to pull out Rock 'N' Roll Nightmare's rubber starfish demons.

Them, or that movie's lead demon... or the hilariously bad beast from Master of Evil...

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#9
April 17, 2007, 09:38:48 PM
   Right up there...Herchal...aka BLOODFREAK!

                     
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#10
April 17, 2007, 09:40:56 PM
Somebody beat me to It's Alive!, and I don't even wanna start with that mess from the Polonia Brothers, so I guess I'm gonna hafta go with The Maggot from Galaxy of Terror.


.... I just had a weird thought: Godzilla Vs. Emmanuelle
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#11
April 17, 2007, 10:37:48 PM
Quote from: LilCerberus on April 17, 2007, 09:40:56 PM
I don't even wanna start with that mess from the Polonia Brothers

You wouldn't by chance be refering to Night Crawlers would you, because I have a longstanding grudge with that movie and one of these days it will either kill me or I will wipe all known recordings of it from the face of the Earth...  :hatred:

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#12
April 17, 2007, 10:58:19 PM
Quote from: tombofanubisdotcom on April 17, 2007, 10:37:48 PM
Quote from: LilCerberus on April 17, 2007, 09:40:56 PM
I don't even wanna start with that mess from the Polonia Brothers

You wouldn't by chance be refering to Night Crawlers would you, because I have a longstanding grudge with that movie and one of these days it will either kill me or I will wipe all known recordings of it from the face of the Earth...  :hatred:

[cheapplug]...readersof tombofanubis.com will know what I'm talking about.[/cheapplug]

No, I was talking about that horrible, horrible boxed set from BCI Eclipse that blasphemes the name of my favorite Roger Corman movie.
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#13
April 17, 2007, 11:04:23 PM
That mutant blobby creature from BRIDES OF BLOOD.
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#14
April 17, 2007, 11:25:09 PM
The aliens from ALIENS FROM SPACE.
Theyre just regular guys wearing black robes, but they have ping pong balls with diolated black pupils for eyes. Cracks me up every time!

I couldnt find a picture of it cuz the title is to vauge.
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