The most weirdest/dumbest monster you've ever seen?

[Raffine]

THE GIANT CLAW


(Thanks for the image, badmovies.org! Cool site! You guys check it out!!!)


And:
Sorry, Gamera.

I know you're the friend of children and all, but face it: You're made of turtle meat.

[Andrew]

This is a tough one.  The beast from "It's Alive" and the monster from "The Creature from the Haunted Sea" are both good choices.  Ro-Man is always hard to beat, ditto with the Blood Freak.  I guess the problem is that it is easy to go with the one that required the least effort to create...

The aliens from ALIENS FROM SPACE.
Theyre just regular guys wearing black robes, but they have ping pong balls with diolated black pupils for eyes. Cracks me up every time!

I couldnt find a picture of it cuz the title is to vauge.

You have to mean "Killers from Space."  Those eyeballs always crack me up.  Nathan has a review for this one on his site:

http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/k/killersfromspace.html

That mutant blobby creature from BRIDES OF BLOOD.

The suit is awful, but I think that the monster is actually rather interesting so it gets away with being a vague, horribly painted blob.  I am actually working on a review for "Brides of Blood" right now.

[rebel_1812]

any of the creatures from Tremors movies.  I mean what are these things? And what are they suppose to be?

[venomx]

 Guiron from Guiron vs Gamera 1969 he looked funny.

off the subject about Gamera , Godzilla ... Q: Is Kadokawa/Daiei really planning to make Godzilla vs Gamera?
A: At this point Kadokawa is no longer trying to get this feature made. They are however focusing on some really great properties like YOKAI DAISENSO (a remake of the 1968 original) and apparently a new Gamera film!

[akiratubo]

It's hard to choose between these two.



That is Mogunetudon.  Your eyes do not deceive you.  He does, in fact, have a catfish for an ass.



That is Gilagind.  I think the picture speaks for itself.

[Texdar]

What about the mutant poodle from The Boneyard?

[venomx]

To akiratubo what movies are they? with Mogunetudon and Gilagind ...

[Dr. Whom]

The gang of the Ice Queen in Inframan

[Trevor]

The creature in "Creature From The Haunted Sea", thanks, Dennis.

Larry Buchanan's "Curse Of The Swamp Creature"

The monster in "Lady Frankenstein"

My favourite ~ the monster in "Horror Express" with the glowing red eye.

[Joe]

any of the creatures from Tremors movies.  I mean what are these things? And what are they suppose to be?

now im gonna have to be a dick and say.... are you nuts?! the graboid was pretty goddamn original if you ask me and the design kicks ass!( i cant speak for the other 3 incarnations but the original is too fricken cool) 

[Oldskool138]

Torgo from 'Manos': The Hands of Fate.  He IS a monster (and a dumb one at that). 

[Snivelly]

Guiron from Guiron vs Gamera 1969 he looked funny.

off the subject about Gamera , Godzilla ... Q: Is Kadokawa/Daiei really planning to make Godzilla vs Gamera?
A: At this point Kadokawa is no longer trying to get this feature made. They are however focusing on some really great properties like YOKAI DAISENSO (a remake of the 1968 original) and apparently a new Gamera film!

My 5 yr old walked up behind me while I was looking at this and laughed hysterically at that picture!

The gang of the Ice Queen in Inframan

And she asked if these were Pokemon characters.   

[JaseSF]

How about Guilala, the X (er... um... Chicken) From Outer Space?

[Raffine]

Tobonga the Tree Monster - FROM HELL IT CAME

It does not help that this monster has a pretty lame name as well.

[AnubisVonMojo]

I don't even wanna start with that mess from the Polonia Brothers

You wouldn't by chance be refering to Night Crawlers would you, because I have a longstanding grudge with that movie and one of these days it will either kill me or I will wipe all known recordings of it from the face of the Earth... 

[cheapplug]...readersof tombofanubis.com will know what I'm talking about.[/cheapplug]

No, I was talking about that horrible, horrible boxed set from BCI Eclipse that blasphemes the name of my favorite Roger Corman movie.

I know you'll probably want to wash your hands after typing this, but what's the name of this abomination so I'll know what to put on the restraining order?