Baywatch Explosion

[Mr. DS]

From my review of Baytwach's The Tower;



"Ok the tower is blown, we can stop running in slow motion now..."

[Derf]

C.J.'s latest implants could no longer withstand the pressure.

[Andrew]

Previously on Baywatch, a seal eats twenty boxes of Alka-Seltzer.

[Joe the Destroyer]

"Oh my god!  It's Pamela's career since Barbwire!  Hit the deck!"

[The Burgomaster]

It's true . . . intestinal gas really is methane!

[VenominOhio]

"So that`s wher eI left all the fireworks for the 4th of July beach party, C.J. did you have to take up smoking?"

[flackbait]

She's going to blow! Run in slow mo! Run in slow mo!

[Yaddo 42]

The Hoff and Co. proved early on what the real appeal of the show was when they blew up the writers' room with the entire staff inside. No one ever noticed they were gone, and the writers' salary budget went to better use for double side boobie tape and cheap vodka to keep Hasselhoff too drunk to suggest way to work his "music" into the show even more.

[Goji_girl]

*Borat walks on scene* "Nizzzzzze!"

[BlackAngel75]

K.I.T.T. fired a missile at the tower when it found out what Hoff's been doing on the side

[Inyarear]

Exhibit Title: "Kaboom!"
The American Dream as envisioned by an action movie fan
is neatly summarized in this oil painting of a still frame.

[Justy]

The Hoff's explosive flatulence ruins yet another love scene.

[SynapticBoomstick]

They just plain ran out of excuses, didn't they?

[asimpson2006]

*Borat walks on scene* "Nizzzzzze!"

Karma for that. 

[Flangepart]

Boobies, boom-booms and bouncing. What made American TV great.