Badmovies.org Caption for 09/1/2007: Beowulf

[Andrew]

When it came to performing a bris, Rabbi Zion was often called "old school."

[Dennis]

            MYTHIC TREE SERVICE                                     
"When we prune a tree, it stays pruned"

[Mr. DS]

Pehaps we should take these silly helmets off to see where we're going...we are carrying some rather sharp equipment after all. 

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Welcome back to death rules blind man's bluff. 

[IzzyDedjet]

Times were tough in the early days of home extermination.  Sometimes rats and dragons would intermingle and the alliances cost many a good exterminator his life.

[indianasmith]

"Trick or treat!!!!!"

[Joe the Destroyer]

"Uh, are you sure LARPing Unreal Tournament is a good idea, Steve?"

[BlackAngel75]

Hello, we're Jehovah Witnesses

[sideorderofninjas]

These substitute teachers weren't going to let as much as a spitball hit them. 

[dean]

The NRL's new rules provided each team one game of murderball to decide the outcome for every touchdown challenge...

[Dr. Whom]

When extreme ice hockey finally was made an olympic event, the Canadian team was sure of victory.

[The Burgomaster]

SAW 5 vs. ALIEN vs. PREDATOR vs. FREDDY vs. JASON

[Neville]

The medieval SWAT team had everything modern SWAT teams have, except holes for the eyes. They were introduced in the XXth Century.

[Gerry]

The bigger chimneys in medieval households required more agressive chimney-sweeping techniques.

[Texdar]

As Brian sat in the examining room, little did he know how the doctors were preparing for his anal exam.

[jdlarch]

It doesn't slice, it doesn't dice. And don't you wanna know how it works!