Jessica Alba's Eye

[Joe the Destroyer]

Taken from the remake of The Eye with Alba... Sigh...



The Betty Crocker box actually called for "one cup of lemon cream," not "one blood-curdling scream."

[IzzyDedjet]

as if the fridge wasn't enough...now I gotta know if the light goes off when I close the oven door.  ARGH!!

[Texdar]

BAKE YOU DAMN COOKIES.....BAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKEEEE!!!!

[Derf]

Jessica Alba plays a young Martha Stewart in Rob Zombie's House of 1000 Fallen Souffles.

[felgekarp]

FLAME ON!, whoops wrong character.

[Mr. DS]

WHERES THE DAMN MILK!! Oh wait, this isn't the refrigerator...

[IzzyDedjet]

I've been resisting the urge...I can't do it anymore.


KAAAAHHHHHNNNNNN!!!!!!

[sideorderofninjas]

First Sigourney Weaver's refriegrator was the portal to Hell, now Jessica Alba's oven...Next, it could be your waffle iron!!!

[Goji_girl]

I found Narnia! The movie lied!

[Shadow]

"This was soooo much easier with my easy bake oven."

[Susan]

Hansel looked on, horrified, as Gretel let out a primal scream into the firey oven where she shoved poor old Mrs shoemacher.  She stole her gold and later accused her of witchery.  Hansel never spoke a word of what he really saw go down that night, but it would haunt his dreams forever

[El Dogo]

"This... lasagna... contains...       MEAT!!!!!"

[wired]

forrest! a pilot light is not a landing light from a plane!

[Jack]

Jessica learns that when the oven is turned up to 475, it's a good idea to stand back somewhat when opening the door.

[AndyC]

"Popinfresh! Noooooo!"