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Jessica Alba's Eye

Started by Joe the Destroyer, September 14, 2007, 01:35:11 AM

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indianasmith

#15
September 17, 2007, 06:00:24 AM
"It's people!!!! Soyent Green is  people!!!!"
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Dr. Whom

#16
September 17, 2007, 08:14:29 AM
Damn you Martha Stewart, damn you to hell!
"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

JaseSF

#17
September 17, 2007, 12:21:29 PM
So he wants me in the kitchen barefoot and pregnant huh?! We'll see about that.
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

The Burgomaster

#18
September 17, 2007, 04:58:10 PM
Jessica stuffs her agent in the oven after he convinces her that appearing in RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER would be a good career move.
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

Neville

#19
September 17, 2007, 06:11:42 PM
Let's see if you still chant "Zuul, zuullll" after three hours at max!!!
Due to the horrifying nature of this film, no one will be admitted to the theatre.

Justy

#20
December 12, 2007, 08:59:06 AM



Jessica wanted so badly to fire her lazur,
unfortunately all she could do was scream at her TV dinner.
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"Hey that's great, but who're the Chefs?"
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asimpson2006

#21
December 12, 2007, 10:03:36 AM
The goggles, they do nothing.

SynapticBoomstick

#22
December 19, 2007, 04:52:10 PM
Quote from: IzzyDedjet on September 14, 2007, 12:00:57 PM
I've been resisting the urge...I can't do it anymore.


KAAAAHHHHHNNNNNN!!!!!!

I think that one wins XD


Probably not the best way to treat a brain freeze
Kleel's rule is harsh :-B

TheDope

#23
December 19, 2007, 10:01:49 PM
There's GOTTA be a better way to whiten my teeth....


TheDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.

Yaddo 42

#24
December 20, 2007, 11:43:18 PM
After year of repressing her core of primal animalistic rage under layers of incessant cheerfulness and repeating the mantra "EVOO, EVOO, EVOO....", Rachael Ray finally snaps on the set of 30 Minute Meals.
blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....

retrorussell

#25
November 05, 2009, 04:47:09 AM

"Celebrity Roasts" took on a whole new meaning when she set William Shatner to Broil at 475 for an hour and 52 minutes.
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Mr. DS

#26
November 05, 2009, 09:10:00 PM
I'm making a pot roast...take that PETA MUHAHAHAHAHA!
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

paula

#27
November 28, 2009, 04:56:48 AM
Quote from: Joe the Destroyer on September 14, 2007, 01:35:11 AM

Taken from the remake of The Eye with Alba... Sigh...



those celebrities and their tanning beds

"What about the American Dream?"
"It came true!  You're looking at it!"
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