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Don Knotts...the Player!

Started by AndyC, September 21, 2007, 06:40:44 PM

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Cotexman

I don't need them.  I'm Don Friggin' Knotts.  I can give myself head.

AndyC

Quote from: Cotexman on January 11, 2008, 10:22:20 PM
I don't need them.  I'm Don Friggin' Knotts.  I can give myself head.

Don't ask me why, but that cracked me up  :bouncegiggle:
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Joe

"and now back to........Pimp my Landlord!"

retrorussell

Quote from: Ash on January 03, 2008, 12:38:55 AM


Mr. Furley told his b*tches their first client was "hung like a horse".  It turned out to be Gus, the football-kicking mule.
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

paula


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"It came true!  You're looking at it!"

sprite75



Who's the white landlord that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
Furley!
Damn right!
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.