You might be a redneck if...

Inyarear · September 22, 2007, 04:31:58 AM

♫Almost Heaven,♫
♫West Virginia...♫

IzzyDedjet · September 22, 2007, 09:30:26 AM

You sure it's OK to do this in town, momma?

Joe the Destroyer · September 23, 2007, 03:36:16 AM

I'm not trying to kiss you, idiot, I'm trying to get that piece of carrot out of your teeth!

Yaddo 42 · September 23, 2007, 06:44:47 PM

This is the best family reunion EVAR, cuz!

or

Even as Marc and Tanya filmed this scene both were fantasizing they were making out with co-star John Amos instead.

Fixed a word, yet again I need to proofread.

AndyC · September 23, 2007, 09:33:51 PM

"Let's see that beast, master"

BlackAngel75 · September 24, 2007, 12:42:06 AM

...You see this pic, and it reminds you of the first time you and your sister did it

Justy · December 30, 2007, 07:59:45 PM

It's great having a hot divorced Aunt.

Neville · December 31, 2007, 07:08:47 AM

Mmm... Tanya's right arms does look hairy, doesn't it?

SynapticBoomstick · December 31, 2007, 05:57:16 PM

...if being the son of a cow makes you hot with women.

Neville · December 31, 2007, 06:34:38 PM

...if you watch "Smokey and the Bandit" and you think that's the way to romance Sally Field.

You might be a redneck if...

IzzyDedjet

Joe the Destroyer