Kirk with Dong

[Neville]

Now properly equiped, Kirk is ready to conquer the Amazon planet.

[indianasmith]

Now properly equiped, Kirk is ready to conquer the Amazon planet.

THAT'S A GOOD ONE!!!

[IzzyDedjet]

This has nothing to do with the topic, I just wanted to tell Indianasmith that his signature is rockin.  I loved that series.
The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant, the Unbeliever is still one of my favorite reads.

[indianasmith]

Thanks Izzy!!!!  I need to change it to the last stanza of the poem . . . I had the first up for awhile and the second has been there for over two months.

[Flangepart]

Nope...can't think of any other joke I can apply to this....my brain hurts!

[Justy]

"And the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage."

[TheDope]

When I find the bastard who did this sculpture of me....

[CheezeFlixz]

After the series wrap the cast and crew awarded
William Shatner a statue of his likeness as they saw him.

[Neville]

(In Shatner's speech)

Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite
jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath bore me on his back a
thousand times, and now how abhorr'd in my imagination it is!
My gorge rises at it.

[Immoral Liberal]

Kirk: "It's a...a rocket!"
Children: "Yaaay!"

[Cotexman]

Cuz I'm a rocket man...

[AndyC]

"Copenhagen, here I come!"

[SynapticBoomstick]

Kirk: "It's a...a rocket!"
Children: "Yaaay!"

"No it isn't, it's a...!"

Nice, you get a round of karma

[Inferno]

Bald man: That's strange, I know I left a doggie treat for my Rancor right there....

[fremontflyer]

Just call me Captain Ahab and say that today's my lucky day.