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Started by Fausto, January 03, 2008, 06:41:57 PM

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Fausto

January 03, 2008, 06:41:57 PM

Like salmon, ninjas swim upstream as part of their mating ritual.
"When I die, I hope you will use my body creatively." - Shin Chan

"Tonight, we will honor the greatest writers in America with a modest 9 by 12 certificate and a check for three thousand dollars...three thousand dollars? Stephen King makes more than that for writing boo on a cocktail napkin." - Jimmy Breslin

Joe the Destroyer

#1
January 03, 2008, 06:56:52 PM
"Now now! You can't all be Jesus Christ!"

Yaddo 42

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January 03, 2008, 11:20:44 PM Last Edit: January 03, 2008, 11:23:07 PM by Yaddo 42
Babe Winkleman and Bill Dance have nothing on these guys.






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sideorderofninjas

#3
January 03, 2008, 11:29:26 PM
Michael Flatley, I am the true Lord of the RIVERDANCE!!!!
SideOrderOfNinjas
http://www.sideorderofninjas.com

"Wielding useless trivia like a katana."

SynapticBoomstick

#4
January 04, 2008, 02:26:58 AM
The typical oriental hat can double as an airfoil.
Kleel's rule is harsh :-B

Justy

#5
January 04, 2008, 05:37:46 AM



We're sing-ing in the rain, yes sing-ing in the rain!
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"Hey that's great, but who're the Chefs?"
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TheDope

#6
January 04, 2008, 02:57:15 PM
Ladies and gentlemen: the All-Ninja Synchronized Water Ballet Team!


TheDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.

AndyC

#7
January 10, 2008, 07:45:05 PM
"Fame! I'm gonna live forever...."
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Mr. DS

#8
January 10, 2008, 08:04:00 PM
Guy In Boat:  This is the last time I'm inviting you idiots to a pool party. 
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

BlackAngel75

#9
January 11, 2008, 02:46:16 AM
The first ever Chinese water skiing team never got afloat.
We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast

Dr. Whom

#10
January 11, 2008, 08:30:04 AM
Samurai jumping
Misty river of autumn
Silly spectacle
"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

AndyC

#11
January 11, 2008, 08:35:29 AM
"Maybe escaping on a giant toboggan wasn't a good idea at this time of year"
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Cotexman

#12
January 11, 2008, 10:10:07 PM
"It's raining men.  Hallelouja."       (I have no idea how to spell that).
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