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Started by BTM, January 05, 2008, 10:12:17 PM

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Rev. Powell

The first thing that happened to me in 2009?  I was struck in the right temple by a small rubber ball thrown by a small child.  Is that a good omen for the year?
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Psycho Circus

Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 01, 2009, 04:10:07 PM
The first thing that happened to me in 2009?  I was struck in the right temple by a small rubber ball thrown by a small child.  Is that a good omen for the year?

Child? Omen?  :buggedout:

Psycho Circus

Oh dear me!  :buggedout: I can relate to far too many Motley Crue & L.A. Guns songs  :bluesad:

LilCerberus

Quote from: BTM on January 01, 2009, 09:11:45 AM
I hate it how I keep hearing women complain about how there's no "good" men left, all the guys they talk to online only want one thing, how hard it is to be single, blah, blah, blah, and then I check my profiles on various dating sites to find none of the messages I've sent out have gotten any replies.

:bluesad:

So, uh, How exactly does one go about becoming a "Confirmed" Bachelor?
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

LilCerberus

I wonder if that stuff in The Tao of Steve works.
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If I ever opened a bottle with a genie in it, I think I might ask for some underpants that actually fit... in cocoa brown to camouflage the skid marks... & made out of a space age material that filters my farts, so I can let one rip loud & proud without stinking up the place.
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

ghouck

I had 28 rechargeable (NiMH) 'AA' batteries, , I now have 9, and one of them doesn't seem to work. How the heck does one lose 19 rechargeable batteries over a years time?
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Rev. Powell

Quote from: LilCerberus on January 01, 2009, 11:37:50 PM

If I ever opened a bottle with a genie in it, I think I might ask for some underpants that actually fit... in cocoa brown to camouflage the skid marks... & made out of a space age material that filters my farts, so I can let one rip loud & proud without stinking up the place.

Lil Cerb, it seems Trevor has hacked into your account.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Dennis

As I've gotten older the professional people I deal with have gotten younger and younger. I sometimes fear that I'm turning into one of those cranky old guys, a couple weeks ago I was in my cardiologist's office getting advice on medication dosage from a young lady and I found myself wanting to say that I would only listen to her after she graduated from high school.

Reach for the heavens in hope for the future for all that we can be, not what we are. Henry John Deutschendorf Jr.

Psycho Circus

Quote from: Dennis on January 02, 2009, 01:34:40 PM
As I've gotten older the professional people I deal with have gotten younger and younger. I sometimes fear that I'm turning into one of those cranky old guys, a couple weeks ago I was in my cardiologist's office getting advice on medication dosage from a young lady and I found myself wanting to say that I would only listen to her after she graduated from high school.

I hear what you're saying and I feel your pain  :bouncegiggle:

I get that type of reaction all the time. People think I'm about 15 or something and get annoyed because I try to help them and give them information at work. These are people that haven't worked in 30 years and smell of urine though.

Jack

I knew a guy who smelled like urine once.  Especially if he got the least bit sweaty, as he did from walking up a flight of stairs. 
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

BTM

#835
At one point do you get so old that you fart in public and not only do you NOT care, you just go about your business as if nothing happened?
"Some people mature, some just get older." -Andrew Vachss

ghouck

Quote from: BTM on January 02, 2009, 03:30:42 PM
At one point do you get so old that you fart in public and not only do you NOT care, you just about your business as if nothing happened?

Yep, happened around the time I turned eleven.
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Mr. DS

We took our son to Chucky Cheese today.  Its amazing the sh!t kids leave behind.  I was able to find a few bucks worth of tokens and about a hundred or so tickets. 
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

BTM

Quote from: ghouck on January 02, 2009, 03:59:48 PM
Quote from: BTM on January 02, 2009, 03:30:42 PM
At one point do you get so old that you fart in public and not only do you NOT care, you just about your business as if nothing happened?

Yep, happened around the time I turned eleven.

You mean you didn't giggle hysterically?
"Some people mature, some just get older." -Andrew Vachss

indianasmith

I feel more like I do today than I did yesterday.

How about you?
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"