The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[Jack]

I played golf with a drunk guy this morning, that was pretty entertaining.  He was doing all right until the 7th hole, then he was bending down by his golf cart for about 5 minutes.  We were trying to figure out what the hell he was doing down there.  He was really happy afterwards, and a bit tipsy.  He hit his ball into a tree and it bounced into the fairway;  he refused to accept this fact and accused us of kicking it out there.  Then he almost fell in the pond on the 8th hole, and by the 9th tee he was telling us "I love you guys!".  When we were done he told us all to have a great weekend, even though it's, um...Monday.  Ah, to be young again 

[3mnkids]

My brother is here he wont go away and he will not shut up. yes, I know your life is crap. yes, I know its everyones fault but yours, yes, I know you dont have any smoke and its driving you crazy... GO AWAY!!!!   Personal responsibility is lost one him and im soooo tired of it. It must be great to be a 37 yr old man child. no responsibility other than taking care of himself and he cant even do that. 

But im the evil sister when I say enough! do something about it instead of crying about it allll the time.

[Doggett]

But im the evil sister when I say enough! do something about it instead of crying about it allll the time.

We will still love you, even if you're evil 

[lester1/2jr]

oh man the onion sells out to the chinese!! http://www.theonion.com/content/index

[Doggett]

I JUST SAW SOMETHING NASTY ON THE INTERNET !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





OH.....I FEEL...GROSS !!!!

NOT. COOL. ON. ANY. LEVEL.

[lester1/2jr]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31994977/ns/today-today_relationships/

couple with same name to marry

[3mnkids]

But im the evil sister when I say enough! do something about it instead of crying about it allll the time.

We will still love you, even if you're evil 

awww, thanks.    I prefer being the evil me. 

I JUST SAW SOMETHING NASTY ON THE INTERNET !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





OH.....I FEEL...GROSS !!!!

NOT. COOL. ON. ANY. LEVEL.

Do tell. 

[LilCerberus]

If trees had souls, I'll bet they'd do something to get into Hell.

[BTM]

I'm watching Sgt. Kabukiman solely for the purpose of seeing Susan Byun's boobies. 

Well, that's always a good reason! 

Sadly, you only see them for like a few seconds...

[Doggett]

But im the evil sister when I say enough! do something about it instead of crying about it allll the time.

We will still love you, even if you're evil 

awww, thanks.    I prefer being the evil me. 

I JUST SAW SOMETHING NASTY ON THE INTERNET !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





OH.....I FEEL...GROSS !!!!

NOT. COOL. ON. ANY. LEVEL.

Do tell. 

I'm not going to tell you.
I don't even want to think about it !!

It's one of those thing you hear about, but you don't actually think people do it !



It would make you sick to the bottom of your stomach if you saw what I saw !!!

[Mr. DS]

Doggett I was young and needed the money...what do you want from me?

[Doggett]

Doggett I was young and needed the money...what do you want from me?

I want you to stay away from animals !

[ghouck]

I'm watching Sgt. Kabukiman solely for the purpose of seeing Susan Byun's boobies. 

Well, that's always a good reason! 

Sadly, you only see them for like a few seconds...

That's why I'd like to personally thank whoever is responsible for the invention of the PAUSE BUTTON. 

[ghouck]

Doggett I was young and needed the money...what do you want from me?

Definitely not your TV Remote. . .Haaa...........

[Psycho Circus]

I really want to cut my toe off! 

Damn ingrown toenail (tho', having it removed), having to go for an assesment first. Why? Why? "I have an ingrown toenail, need an appointment!?"

Doctor: "Oh, yes, that's an ingrown toe nail."

Me: "Oww, I know dingbat!"

Doctor: "Well, let's make another appoinment, in 3 weeks time when you'll probably have gangreen or some balls like that"

Me: "Thanks.....buttmunch"