The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[Doggett]

I'm soooooooooooo tired.

[BTM]

At what point does stubble become comfortable?  I mean, every time I go several days without shaving, I feel grimy, and my facial hair tends to bug me.  Don't see anyone could stand having a beard.

[Saucerman]

At what point does stubble become comfortable?  I mean, every time I go several days without shaving, I feel grimy, and my facial hair tends to bug me.  Don't see anyone could stand having a beard.

I can go up to a week without shaving...but the longer I go without shaving, the more I hack up my face when I do shave, and after a couple days I start getting really nasty ingrown hairs.  So I generally shave every other day. 

[Wortcov]

it is 4:06 in the morning...why am I still awake?

[ghouck]

it is 4:06 in the morning...why am I still awake?

Because it wasn't morning, it was afternoon.

[meQal]

I wonder where my cats are hiding their meth lab?

[Doggett]

This woman is attractive, sexy, funny, loves movies and pizza....


How long before I say something stupid and ruin it ?

[Sister Grace]

My grandmother was discharged from the hospital today.  I took her home, bought her lunch, paid for and picked up the antibiotics prescribed to finish the job they started at the hospital and stayed with her for four hours in total.

Through the entire day, she did nothing but b***h.  She went on and on about what a rude little s**t my sister is, how my cousins all need to be slapped into behaving better, my dad's too fat, I'm too fat ("Will, you'd be so handsome if you didn't have that ugly gut.  I'm glad you wear black; it's slimming"), my mother's a b***h to her, my uncles are negligent towards her, their wives are b***hes...

Four straight hours of whining.  My nerves are frayed.  And I have to go back over to her house and spend the night tonight and tomorrow to make sure she's taking her antibiotics properly.  

Shoot me.  Shoot me now.  

Any way you can slip some Zoloft into her? That'll help with the b***hing. . .

or you could try xanax or soma for the full effect...

[ghouck]

This woman is attractive, sexy, funny, loves movies and pizza....


How long before I say something stupid and ruin it ?

Me, I usually get that taken care of on the first date.

[Rev. Powell]

This woman is attractive, sexy, funny, loves movies and pizza....


How long before I say something stupid and ruin it ?

Tell her, "You're cute... but you're no Elvira."  Women really appreciate that kind of honesty.

[Doggett]

This woman is attractive, sexy, funny, loves movies and pizza....


How long before I say something stupid and ruin it ?

Me, I usually get that taken care of on the first date.

This woman is attractive, sexy, funny, loves movies and pizza....


How long before I say something stupid and ruin it ?

Tell her, "You're cute... but you're no Elvira."  Women really appreciate that kind of honesty.

She doesn't know who Elvira is...yet.

[Jack]

Tell her you love her and start talking about marriage 

[ghouck]

This woman is attractive, sexy, funny, loves movies and pizza....


How long before I say something stupid and ruin it ?

Tell her, "You're cute... but you're no Elvira."  Women really appreciate that kind of honesty.

It should be "You're cute... but you're no Elvira, , , but hell, I'm surely no GHouck". . .

[Saucerman]

Doggett, what you do is look at her, smile broadly, and say, "Wow, you've got great child-bearing hips.  I bet we could have five, six kids in no time."

[lester1/2jr]

hit her in the stomach if she locks up on you