The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[Doggett]

[snip all the 419 scam rhetoric]

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Oh, you gotta be kidding !

Here are some examples of what to do. . .

http://home.gci.net/~gghouck/

Have fun!

Epic !!!

[ghouck]

http://www.wreckedexotics.com

I can not imagine the river of tears cried over the cars on that site.

[BTM]

I just put in a job application at Video Liquidators, a purveyor of pornographic DVDs and battery-operated marital aids.  

No where else I've applied at has called me.  The temp agencies keep giving me the run around.  I really hope this one comes through for me.  

Wow, that might be.. interesting.  Are you gonna be in sales, or they going to stick you in the back doing paperwork and stuff?  

Say, if you do get the job, can you look into getting me a good deal on titles with hot Asian girls?  

[BTM]

I was the interviewer. Here's what I mean by 'fast learner':

Work history:

1988: McDonalds
1989: Was in Arizona county jail for burglary, kitchen worker
1990: Taco Bell
1991: Arizona state prison, laundry worker
1992: Forklift operator for Joe Blow Moving
1993: Wildwood correctional Center, Gardener
1994: Chuck's auto body, laborer/janitor
1995: Lemon Creek correctional center, Laundry Worker
1996: Truck Driver for Fred's shipping
1997: Washington state prison, mod worker
1998: Cashier at Wendy's
1999: another prison
2000: another regular job
2001: another prison
2002: another regular job
2003: another prison
2004: another regular job
2005: another prison
2006: another regular job
etc, etc, etc

so, the guy is in and out of various prisons for 20+ years, but claims to be "a fast learner"

What do you do in prison again?  I know you mentioned this before, but I can't remember...

Seems weird you could be in and out of prison like five times and not be put away for good... unless it's one of those things where you only have to go on weekends.  (And yes, there are some offenses you can work out a deal to serve time just on weekends, a friend of mine had to do that.)

[BTM]

I still think "Be all you can be" is a better motto than "Army of one."

[Saucerman]

Wow, that might be.. interesting.  Are you gonna be in sales, or they going to stick you in the back doing paperwork and stuff?  

Say, if you do get the job, can you look into getting me  a good deal on titles with Asian girls?  

I honestly don't know.  I just put "clerk" on the application under "desired position."  Though perhaps I should have put "cowgirl."

And I will see what I can do.  I'm actually kind of hoping for an employee discount -- after we saw THE UGLY TRUTH two weekends ago, my girlfriend expressed an interest in vibrating panties.  

[3mnkids]

I wonder what its going to take for my youngest to realize he shouldn't open his sisters bedroom door without knocking. A concussion maybe?   

[ghouck]

I was the interviewer. Here's what I mean by 'fast learner':

Work history:

1988: McDonalds
1989: Was in Arizona county jail for burglary, kitchen worker
1990: Taco Bell
1991: Arizona state prison, laundry worker
1992: Forklift operator for Joe Blow Moving
1993: Wildwood correctional Center, Gardener
1994: Chuck's auto body, laborer/janitor
1995: Lemon Creek correctional center, Laundry Worker
1996: Truck Driver for Fred's shipping
1997: Washington state prison, mod worker
1998: Cashier at Wendy's
1999: another prison
2000: another regular job
2001: another prison
2002: another regular job
2003: another prison
2004: another regular job
2005: another prison
2006: another regular job
etc, etc, etc

so, the guy is in and out of various prisons for 20+ years, but claims to be "a fast learner"

What do you do in prison again?  I know you mentioned this before, but I can't remember...

Seems weird you could be in and out of prison like five times and not be put away for good... unless it's one of those things where you only have to go on weekends.  (And yes, there are some offenses you can work out a deal to serve time just on weekends, a friend of mine had to do that.)

I run a rehabilitative industries program at an adult facility. We are a wood furniture shop in a maximum security prison. Murderers and Rapists + power tools.  

Many of these are people who get out, violate their parole, go back, get out, etc. If they're just doing small crimes and not doing the same small crime over and over, they can do the revolving door thing for quite a while.

I still "Be all you can be" is a better motto than "Army of one."

When I was in the Army, we used to say "Ba all YOU'RE TOLD TO be"

[Mr. DS]

Its pretty much prove now the Greatest Freakout Ever kid was all part of an act but to me, its still amusing. 

[venomx]

My Random Thought ...

I miss ESPN's Bodyshaping with Cory Everson. (Saturday mornings early 90s)

[Jack]

My Random Thought ...

I miss ESPN's Bodyshaping with Cory Everson. (Saturday mornings early 90s)

Oh man, I miss all those shows.  I've got about 6 hours of Cory's old show on a VHS tape.  It must be from the mid '90s, back at the height of the spandex era.  The show was so cheesy and awesome!  I'll have to transfer it to a DVD tonight - now I've got a project to do! 

Flex Appeal with Kiana Tom was pretty nice as well    And then of course there's the :20 Minute Workout from back in the '80s.  If they ever put that show on DVD (which they almost certainly won't  ) I'd buy every season the minute they came out.

[Doggett]

This woman asked me to marry her.




You should've seen the fear on my face.

[Jack]

Go for it Doggett!  You get all kinds of presents, like blenders and fancy dishes and stuff!

[Doggett]

Go for it Doggett!  You get all kinds of presents, like blenders and fancy dishes and stuff!

What about the stuff I don't want. Like a wife !

I've known her for less than two weeks !

[Jack]

What about the stuff I don't want. Like a wife !

I've known her for less than two weeks !

Look at it as an adventure