The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[WilliamWeird1313]

Crikey !

Still, I'm glad that my clone is doing well.

Crikey indeed! I've never seen Steve Perry look so downright Doggett-y. Then again, maybe it's cause I don't see a lot of Steve Perry in general.

[indianasmith]

He was doing better in the 80s though. 

As were we all, DS.  As were we all.

[Doggett]

Okay...it's my turn to feel lonely today.

[Jack]

This should cheer you up Doggett

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fU3izKFnyo#

[Jack]

So my cousin, who's always sending e-mails to everyone in the family, sends me an e-mail about breast cancer.  I, being an idiot, make the mistake of responding to her, telling her "I'm checking myself for lumps right now".  She sends me this:

blah blah blah...

THE IMPORTANT PART. I have been thinking about this for a while and have decided that I am going to ask you for a HUGE favor. Would you be willing to teach me how to drive? I have a permit but I don't have the money to take a formal behind-the-wheel class. We could us my Dad's car.... let me know if you would be willing to do this for me.

AAAAHHHH!!!  What the hell do I do?  Should I have my wife tell her that I've passed away?  Or just cut off all contact with her forever?  I'll probably run into her in person sooner or later.  I don't have the nerves for this.  I tried to teach a couple people to drive when I was a teenager and , well, there was yelling involved.

Help me my Bad Movie friends!  Help Me!!!

[Mr. DS]

Easy Jack...take it eas...ok my true advice.  Just tell her the truth how you're leery about doing that through past experiences.  Then again maybe you've matured a bit and will have more patience.

[BTM]

I was going through a website with various Halloween party favors and among other things, they had napkins with a ghost on them that said, "I'm hear for the boos!"  Ha, I thought that was cute!

[Jack]

Thanks for the advice Darksider.  I suppose honesty is the best policy...now I've just got to figure out a way to be polite about it. 

[Psycho Circus]

If I hear one more song with Steve Perry singing today I'm going to rip my hair out.  Did he die or something?

Who ?

What!! 

[Mr. DS]

If I hear one more song with Steve Perry singing today I'm going to rip my hair out.  Did he die or something?

Who ?

What!! 

How?

[Doggett]

If I hear one more song with Steve Perry singing today I'm going to rip my hair out.  Did he die or something?

Who ?

What!! 

How?

When ?

[Cthulhu]

If I hear one more song with Steve Perry singing today I'm going to rip my hair out.  Did he die or something?

Who ?

What!! 

How?

When ?

Why?

[Jack]

Well, I emailed my cousin that I just don't have the nerves to teach someone how to drive, and apologized.  I feel bad, I'd like to help her out, but man, you just never know what you're getting yourself into.  What if she's swerving into oncoming traffic or something?   

[Cthulhu]

Well, I emailed my cousin that I just don't have the nerves to teach someone how to drive, and apologized.  I feel bad, I'd like to help her out, but man, you just never know what you're getting yourself into.  What if she's swerving into oncoming traffic or something?   

Relax, I think she'll understand. It's the best for both of you.

[Mr. DS]

Ok those ads with the shirtless muscle guys are getting a bit nauseating now.  

PS Jack...since you took my advice and she ends up hating you forever does that mean we can't be friends anymore?