The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[indianasmith]

I think my thumbs are plotting against me . . . .

[Silverlady]

I'm making French Toast for breakfast.  Why is it called "French Toast?"

[Jack]

Our water heater was about 50 years old - always worked perfectly.  Then it finally started dripping out the bottom a little bit, so we got a brand new one.  Oh, so shiny and high-tech.  Yeah.  It blew out fuse after fuse.  After about 3 service calls, they replaced the heating elements.  Turned out one had a tiny crack which was causing it to short out.  So it worked good for about a year or so.  Guess what' it's doing now? 

Nothing like 3 teenagers who can't take their morning shower to get your day off to a good start.   

[lester1/2jr]

Women everywhere should be outraged

[Jack]

Happened to be looking at "my account" on Amazon and I see that I just bought this:

[Doggett]

Happened to be looking at "my account" on Amazon and I see that I just bought this:

Well, it's your colour... 

[Nukie 2]

I hope you have a daughter, Jack, otherwise I'd be very worried.

[Joe the Destroyer]

I just read that Jessica Alba has a really brutal death scene in The Killer Inside Me.     I'm not one for simple death scenes, but that has piqued my interest, being as it is a well known celebrity. 

[Raffine]

Happened to be looking at "my account" on Amazon and I see that I just bought this:

When I first saw this I assumed it was some kind of little girl makeup kit. Upon closer inspection I see it some sort of terrible Barbie's Electric Torture Kit.

[oxode]

random thought:


what would the world do without velcro?

Fall apart?

[oxode]

My 4 year old  threw a tantrum at the local CVS.  He learned the hard way this method doesn't pay off in getting what you want. 

Ehem . . .
    . . . did he throw that thing on
a) a Cardiovascular system
b) a Cyclic vomiting syndrome
c) a Chorionic villus sampling
d) a Computer vision syndrome
e) a Center for Visual Sciences
f) a Council for Voluntary Service
g) a Computer-controlled Vehicle System,
h) a Computer vision systems
or the
i) Cannon Air Force Base (don't ask why, it's the IATA code)

and did You make him pick it up again?

[Doggett]

Chevy Chase is old.

[Jack]

I hope you have a daughter, Jack, otherwise I'd be very worried.

You'd think that's something a little girl would buy, but no...my wife.     It really does look like a Barbie torture kit.  It's actually an accessory kit for a Nintendo DSi. 

[Doggett]

Taxi for Whitney Houston!

It's game over for you, luv.

[Leah]

my last day for official classes!