The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[Mr. DS]

I like alpacas.

[Cthulhu]

Gabe Newell is the master troll.

[indianasmith]

I hate mowing the yard but I am always glad when it is done!

[Jack]

I hate mowing the yard but I am always glad when it is done!

Ugh.  Mowing is just the beginning.  Then I gotta trim everything.  And rake up the grass.  Then a certain someone says "Oh, as long as you're out there..."   

[Silverlady]

Why do some days start out wrong from the beginning ... and some days go so smoothly?  Today is a great day! 

[Vik]

I wish people would stop saying " At least you got your health ! ". I mean seriously, STFU, it doesn't make anyone feel better at all

[BTM]

I've thought a lot about my ideal woman, and I think I'd need a nerdy girl.  Problem is, the competition for them is pretty fierce.  I mean, let's face it, if you're female and at say, a comic book convention, all you gotta do to have some guy talk to you is pretty stand still for five minutes.  But for us guys, we gotta compete with all the other geeky guys for a shot.  And not just the "living in my parent's basement" geeks, but the SMART geeks, you know, the ones that know computer programming and whatnot and actually make decent money. 

Like, for example, this young lady here...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rhGSL4nwT8&feature=PlayList&p=905E40D68F264CD0&playnext_from=PL&index=0&playnext=1

She's smart, funny, cute, likes movies like 300 and she plays VIDEO GAMES!

(sighs)

Now I've got that Tal Bachman song running through my head...   

[ER]

The Golden Rule works well for everybody except masochists.

[indianasmith]

Got a big box of arrowheads in the mail today.  Life is good!

[Sleepyskull]

I just remembered something hilarious:

A few years ago in a Halloween supply store some parents were looking at costumes for their baby and the wife said something like: "Wouldn't this pea-pod outfit be adorable?!!" and the husband responded with something along the lines of "We are not putting him in that! If my parents had done that to me I would have been outraged!" The woman's face looked shocked.

Now granted I may be making things funnier than they were (it's hard to remember clearly), but I'd still like to shake the husband's hand for giving me a good laugh!

[Saucerman]

My farts have sounded like gunfire for the last three days. 

[BTM]

My farts have sounded like gunfire for the last three days. 

Well, just hope the neighbors don't call the police.  For either reason.

[Newt]

Anybody know how to remove motor oil from a miniature Dachshund?
The dish detergent is not cutting it.  Guess that only works on sea birds.

[Cthulhu]

Anybody know how to remove motor oil from a miniature Dachshund?
The dish detergent is not cutting it.  Guess that only works on sea birds.

Like..one of these things?

I have no idea how to remove motor oil from them.

[Mr. DS]

Being a parent I find myself saying the oddest things.  Things I've never expected to say like, "Put that heater vent down before you put your brother's eye out".