The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[Leah]

How does one get rid of a gigantic turd that simply won't go down the toilet. 

sorry, but i'm stayin!

[Sleepyskull]

How does one get rid of a gigantic turd that simply won't go down the toilet. 

Am I smelling, I mean sensing an odd sense of pride from this accomplishment?

He'll be telling stories about that one to his grandkids 

Darksider: "Kids, did I ever tell you about the time I made a 9-pounder?"

Grandkids: "Not AGAIN, Grandpa!"

[Paquita]

How does one get rid of a gigantic turd that simply won't go down the toilet. 

I don't know the answer to this question, but I found one of these (I didn't create it) in a public restroom at Bloomingdales.  It was so big I gasped and then laughed out loud when I saw it... it didn't even look real.  I was going to leave the stall but the bathroom was full so I thought I could just flush it and get on with my business.  It didn't flush, and I tried several times.  So I just took a picture of it with my phone waited for another stall.

[Doggett]

How does one get rid of a gigantic turd that simply won't go down the toilet. 

I don't know the answer to this question, but I found one of these (I didn't create it) in a public restroom at Bloomingdales.  It was so big I gasped and then laughed out loud when I saw it... it didn't even look real.  I was going to leave the stall but the bathroom was full so I thought I could just flush it and get on with my business.  It didn't flush, and I tried several times.  So I just took a picture of it with my phone waited for another stall.

Right...

[indianasmith]

One time at our school some kid left a loaf in the toilet that was, I kid you not, nearly 3" in diameter!  It finally flushed on down, but I think it washed down into the Gulf, mutated, and destroyed Tokyo about a year later.

[Mr. DS]

After sleepin through Diego and Backyardagins, I realized I should put my four year old to sleep.  I feel like I have been laying down on pavement for the last 4 hours.  Hope this passes with a good night sleep. 

[Mr. DS]

I guess getting older means knowing exactly what initial symptoms are going to lead to what illness.   Right now my lower back pain ended up where I thought it would.............diarhea...diarhea...it shoots out of your bum like a bullet from a gun...diarhea...diarhea...

[Mr. DS]

Ok I just ate a tuna sandwich and feel much better.  Funny little stomach bug that was.  

[ImaginaryFoot]

Just had a customer accuse me of being racist because i asked for their i.d when they tried to buy a 6 pack of beer.  I just LOVE fridays

[Jack]

Should I get Feast on Blu ray, or Spirit Camp on DVD?  They're both about the same price.  I really liked Feast, so that's a known quantity.  The trailer for Spirit Camp looks great, but it's entirely possible that the movie may suck. 

I'm at an impasse.

[Leah]

I need to be in a demolition derby NOW!

[ImaginaryFoot]

Driving home from work tonight, i came upon 2 deer trying to make a baby deer in the middle of the road. I yelled out the window- GET A ROOM.  They freaked out

[Mr. DS]

How does one get rid of a gigantic turd that simply won't go down the toilet. 

I don't know the answer to this question, but I found one of these (I didn't create it) in a public restroom at Bloomingdales.  It was so big I gasped and then laughed out loud when I saw it... it didn't even look real.  I was going to leave the stall but the bathroom was full so I thought I could just flush it and get on with my business.  It didn't flush, and I tried several times.  So I just took a picture of it with my phone waited for another stall.

You need to post that please.

[indianasmith]

Doooood!!!  You just asked for a picture of poop!!  Nyucknyucknyucknyuck!!!

[Cthulhu]

I'm sick.
You know, it sucks to feel like s**t while you're....feeling like s**t.