The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[ImaginaryFoot]

I dont have customers at my job, i have smoke break interrupters

[Mr. DS]

Well I guess I was too busy at work today to notice the sh!t hit the fan on the board.

[Mr. DS]

Another thing to note, one person on my friend list (I actually don't really like him but accepted him anyhow) has a profile pic born to be on the awkward family photo website. 

[indianasmith]

Oh, it hurts to cough . . . and I can't seem to stop!
My &&^%#@!!!! RIBS!!!

[ImaginaryFoot]

They are playing the Metalllica '' Master of Puppets'' on the local classic rock station W.I.M.Z but yet when i call and request Iron Maiden they say they dont play heavy metal?

[indianasmith]

Vicks VapoRub!!!  I can feel that Menthol smell getting down into my lungs and opening up the bronchial passages . . . . blessed stuff!  Who sez menthol "stinks"!!!!!

[ImaginaryFoot]

Indiana, try Fisherman's Friend cough drops if you can find them. They dont taste very good, but they are really strong and will help with your cough

[Jack]

See my Lara Croft GIF ?

See the way her boobs bounce up and down ?

Jack does. 

Hey, I'm a very observant person   

[Paquita]

How does one get rid of a gigantic turd that simply won't go down the toilet. 

I don't know the answer to this question, but I found one of these (I didn't create it) in a public restroom at Bloomingdales.  It was so big I gasped and then laughed out loud when I saw it... it didn't even look real.  I was going to leave the stall but the bathroom was full so I thought I could just flush it and get on with my business.  It didn't flush, and I tried several times.  So I just took a picture of it with my phone waited for another stall.

You need to post that please.

Are you sure you want to see this?  The 3 dimensional qualities of this beast are lost in the picture, but believe me, it was a lot more intimidating in person.  At least you can see that there would be an obvious problem flushing this.

I'm warning you.. It's gross..

http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z56/captnskullhead/LargePoop.jpg

[Doggett]

 

I thought you were kidding. I didn't want to see that. 

[BTM]

I'm warning you.. It's gross..

Seriously, Paquita, why the hell would you take a picture of that?  I have enough trouble forgetting my OWN dumps, last thing I'd want to do is put images of someone else's in my head.

[Paquita]

You didn't HAVE to look!  But you did.. you did because you wanted to see.  A picture is work 1000 words and I didn't know how to explain to my husband what took me so long in the bathroom.  And I'm gross.  I'm a gross girl, I admit it.

[BTM]

Hmm.. is it written somewhere that every young lady with a camera is obligated to take at least ONE picture of herself flipping the bird?  (Yes, I know guys take those pictures of themselves, but it seems to be more prevalent with the female population in my experience.)

[Paquita]

Hmm.. is it written somewhere that every young lady with a camera is obligated to take at least ONE picture of herself flipping the bird?  (Yes, I know guys take those pictures of themselves, but it seems to be more prevalent with the female population in my experience.)

I have no picture of myself flipping the bird, nor do I flip the bird... it's very unlady-like.  I only take tasteful photos of natural wonders like giant turds.

[ImaginaryFoot]

Hearing Steve Martin playing the banjo always puts me in a good mood no matter how bad my day has been