The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[Cthulhu]

I can't find a working pen in the house.
How is that possible?

[ghouck]

For some reason I laugh unexpectedly when I receive and electrical shock. Within the next few weeks I will be tazed by a real, law-enforcement grade tazer. It will either cure this, or I will die of laughter.

Try to get a video of this.

They do record it, and people are supposed to get their video, but a few times they didn't. Apparently the tazer they use has a built-in video camera.

[Newt]

I can't find a working pen in the house.
How is that possible?

"Somewhere in the cosmos, he said, along with all the planets inhabited by humanoids, reptiloids, fishoids, walking treeoids and superintelligent shades of the colour blue, there was also a planet entirely given over to biro life forms. And it was to this planet that unattended biros would make their way, slipping away quietly through wormholes in space to a world where they knew they could enjoy a uniquely biroid lifestyle, responding to highly biro-oriented stimuli, and generally leading the biro equivalent of the good life."
- Douglas Adams in The Hitchhikers's Guide To The Galaxy. 

[Leah]

drawing and coloring a red lionfish has to be the hardest things I ever done when it comes to drawing and coloring.

[Mr. DS]

Ok Lady Gaga, its not entertaining any more.  Put on a dress and just sing will you.

[Leah]

Ok Lady Gaga, its not entertaining any more.  Put on a dress and just sing will you.

But that's WAAAAY to easy!

[BTM]

Has anyone ever tried cooking hamburgers in the OVEN?  I always cook mine in a pan with some water, but, suddenly, after all these years, I'm curious what oven cooked hamburgers would taste like.  I mean, I cook steaks that way, and that usually turn out pretty good...

[Joe the Destroyer]

I have finally beaten Red Dead Revolver (not Redemption, sadly), and am glad to be done with it.  Now I can move on to the (supposedly) superior sequel.

[Nightowl]

^Thats a fun game. Congrats!

[Joe the Destroyer]

Ah, it's great to have my Suspiria banner back, like putting on a warm, cozy pair of slippers or underwear that ain't soggy.   

[Sleepyskull]

I saw this as an ad on Facebook, I thought it was pretty funny:


http://www.buzzfeed.com/donnad/hannah-montanas-older-brother-bif#HADA2

[lester1/2jr]

I'm pretty sure I could take of at least a man's arm with an ice chopper. I'm pretty nice with it.

[Silverlady]

SMUT is the words TUMS spelled backwards.   

[Leah]

Radar is radar spelled backwards. does that mean the same thing? are is era spelled backwards!

[Mr. DS]

Is it wrong that enjoy picking my nose?