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SPazzo

#9270
April 14, 2011, 06:47:41 PM
I got the job at a photo store!!! :teddyr:

Leah

#9271
April 14, 2011, 07:23:08 PM
Quote from: SPazzo on April 14, 2011, 06:47:41 PM
I got the job at a photo store!!! :teddyr:
no make sure to photocopy your butt and send it to everyone you know. :wink:
yeah no.

SPazzo

#9272
April 14, 2011, 07:45:11 PM
Quote from: El Toro Loco on April 14, 2011, 07:23:08 PM
Quote from: SPazzo on April 14, 2011, 06:47:41 PM
I got the job at a photo store!!! :teddyr:
no make sure to photocopy your butt and send it to everyone you know. :wink:

That's the first thing I'm going to do! :tongueout:

Silverlady

#9273
April 14, 2011, 08:13:02 PM

I went to the dentist today and had my teeth cleaned.  Why is it that as soon as they put the cleaning paste on my front teeth, I get an uncontrolable urge to scratch the side of my nose?  :question:
Hold onto your dreams ....

ghouck

#9274
April 14, 2011, 09:26:54 PM
Quote from: Raffine on April 14, 2011, 09:11:03 AM
Quote from: The DarkSider on April 13, 2011, 08:12:30 PM
My finger hurts

Did someone punch you in the nose?

:teddyr:

That's kinda what I was thinking, but much nicer.  :teddyr:
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Kaseykockroach

#9275
April 14, 2011, 10:19:35 PM
A beautiful young girl's been knocking on my door all day...
I finally had to let her out.
Closetshipper.deviantart.com

"You wanna be a genius, it's easy. All you gotta say is, everything stinks. Then you're never wrong."

Psycho Circus

#9276
April 15, 2011, 08:47:33 AM
Quote from: SPazzo on April 14, 2011, 06:47:41 PM
I got the job at a photo store!!! :teddyr:

Congratulations!!  :cheers:

Mr. DS

#9277
April 15, 2011, 09:15:09 AM
A certain part of Purple Rain always bothered me.  During the Darling Nikki performance Apollonia and Morris Day kind of stare at Prince like they just sniffed rotten eggs.  To me it was a pretty b!tchin performance, whats up with the hate?
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Cthulhu

#9278
April 15, 2011, 10:28:13 AM
Ants. Why did it have to be ants?

Psycho Circus

#9279
April 15, 2011, 10:31:24 AM
One Argentinian man's hamstring could potentially destroy my Saturday

lester1/2jr

#9280
April 15, 2011, 10:50:23 AM
Netflix should just take over the post office completely. We are basicaly subsidizing junk mail via our taxes.

Rev. Powell

#9281
April 15, 2011, 12:03:16 PM
Quote from: lester1/2jr on April 15, 2011, 10:50:23 AM
Netflix should just take over the post office completely. We are basicaly subsidizing junk mail via our taxes.

The Postal Service claims it uses no tax dollars (I'm not so sure, depends on accounting).  Still, the thing I don't like about them is that they're a government agency that runs commercials competing with private companies like UPS.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

lester1/2jr

#9282
April 15, 2011, 12:19:46 PM
and they have no competition. I guess thats right though its not really taxpayer funded.

Mr. DS

#9283
April 15, 2011, 12:34:41 PM
I just learned today I can no longer tolerate the smell of someone else's sh!t while using a public restroom. 
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

diamondwaspvenom

#9284
April 15, 2011, 12:59:42 PM
STOP CRYING, BABY!!!
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