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Started by BTM, January 05, 2008, 10:12:17 PM

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Jack

I guess it's been decided that I shall spend my day shopping for treadmills. 

Sigh...
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Leah

yeah no.

Jack

#10637
We now have a basement full of treadmill.  When you fold it up it's got these four nice big metal poles sticking out of the side that should be perfect for impaling myself on.  It's only a little bit bigger than the furnace and its surrounding ductwork, but not quite as attractive in my estimation.

EDIT:  Reading the instructions.  There's an entire page - an entire page - devoted to "how to plug in the power cord".
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

lester1/2jr

 If your house looks like an illustration of a haunted huse from a kids story book you shuld stop buying random stuff from amazon.com unless it's shingles and paint.

Jack

I can't imagine why people buy those three wheeled motorcycles that seem to be popular now.  It's like the worst of both worlds - the lack of excitement of driving a car and the lack of comfort of riding a motorcycle. 
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Jack

The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Doggett

Just in case people are wondering, yes, I did see the post.


                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Newt

Don't believe anything you hear, and only half of what you see.
"May I offer you a Peek Frean?" - Walter Bishop
"Thank you for appreciating my descent into deviant behavior, Mr. Reese." - Harold Finch

Psycho Circus

Quote from: Newt on September 12, 2011, 10:54:10 AM
Don't believe anything you hear, and only half of what you see.

I completely agree with that statement.

Silverlady




    I am so frustrated.  I just want to run away sometimes ...
Hold onto your dreams ....

ghouck

Quote from: Jack on September 11, 2011, 02:42:53 PM
I can't imagine why people buy those three wheeled motorcycles that seem to be popular now.  It's like the worst of both worlds - the lack of excitement of driving a car and the lack of comfort of riding a motorcycle. 

I know a few people with them, and more than one of them ride one because of leg/hip issues that make motorcycles harder on them. They also say it's much easier to drive when your passenger either isn't any good at being a motorcycle passenger or isn't made for being a motorcycle passenger (fat). Also, they can pull a trailer.
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

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"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

ghouck

Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Rev. Powell

Quote from: Newt on September 12, 2011, 10:54:10 AM
Don't believe anything you hear, and only half of what you see.

I hear what you're saying, but I don't believe this.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Psycho Circus

Quote from: Rev. Powell on September 12, 2011, 03:48:44 PM
Quote from: Newt on September 12, 2011, 10:54:10 AM
Don't believe anything you hear, and only half of what you see.

I hear what you're saying, but I don't believe this.

No, you see half of what she's saying. You can't hear it, so therefore you believe in it 50%.  :tongueout:

diamondwaspvenom

There's an enormous grey cloud hanging over my house....

I wonder what's for supper today?