Creepshow Monster

[Kooshmeister]

Charlie got to measure the bite marks, but not the way he intended.

[Texdar]

Baboon hickies hurt.

[SynapticBoomstick]

The Albinoboon's thick fur ensures that its prey is too annoyed by the ticklish sensation to try and fight back, as illustrated here.

[Alex Undead]

Tonight on Fox: When Tribbles Attack!

[soylentgreen]

Yet another homemade sex vid from Paris Hilton makes it way onto the internet.

[Ed Sigma]

I can hear the ocean!

[Joe the Destroyer]

"MMM! College kids taste like roofies!"

[AndyC]

"Oooow! Quit it!"

or

How not to get your tonsils out

[Hollis]

The lesson learned: Shaving with primates hurts.

[The Dungeonmaster]

This is what happens when you forget the "safe word".

[Jay the Magnificent]

how NOT to make out on a first date....

[indianasmith]

"Don't leave a hickey, I've got to go to church tomorrow . . . . ."

[Cotexman]

And now, from the cutting room floor, the love scene from the remake of Planet of the Apes.


(Does anyone else think Wahlberg should have hooked up with the ape-woman?  There was no chemistry at all between Wahlberg and the human girl.  All the chemistry was between Wahlberg and the ape woman, yet he hooks up with the human girl.  Does anyone else see a flaw in this, besides the flaw in remaking such a great movie with little success?)

[Draug]

"Come here, I want to whisper soft words to your ear."

[Terf]

Okay, that creature reminds me of somebody famous, a black man who has tall white hair and glasses and usually wears a tuxedo or suit. (I also recall he acts wild). I can picture him, but I can't think of his name.

Soooo...no joke, but if anybody can think of this guy's name, make one up!