McEmperor

[clockworkcanary]

I believe the GOP will be quite operational when your friends arrive!

[Terf]

Why couldn't I have just been in a "Saturday Night Live" sketch, like everyone else?!

[TheDope]

There's Hillary's house - you know what to do, Lord Vader....

[clockworkcanary]

Another one I found that's kinda amusing:


Now young New York Times reporter, you will pay for your lack of vision!

[Terf]

I never slept with that lobbyist -- I fried her!

OR

With the discovery that he could shoot millions of volts of electricity from his palms just by becoming excited,

McEmperor became able to power 27% of American homes and businesses just by m@$turb@t!^g!

[Jack]

Emperor:  "Well, you have to consider the budget.  I mean, how many planets do we really need to blow up?"
Darth:  "I want a Death Star."
Emperor:  "Oh, all right, don't get your panties in a bunch."

[clockworkcanary]

McEmperor: "soon the rebellion will be crushed and Lieberman will be one of us...go out to the command ship and await my oder!"

[Flangepart]

First Obama, then Hillary, then broadway!