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Started by indianasmith, March 22, 2008, 10:36:45 PM

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indianasmith

March 22, 2008, 10:36:45 PM
I took a little roadtrip with my family this week for spring break, and saw this sign in front of an pawn shop in Mena, AR.  What would you label it?

"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Sister Grace

#1
March 23, 2008, 06:15:06 AM
Did this store possibly sit infront of a crack alley?  :bouncegiggle:
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Mr. DS

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March 23, 2008, 06:18:57 AM
Well I've found where I'm buying my next anniversary gift. 
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AndyC

#3
March 23, 2008, 07:18:21 AM
Ask about our bridal registry
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Jack

#4
March 23, 2008, 08:10:27 AM
I buy titanium hip replacements.
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- Paulo Coelho

AnubisVonMojo

#5
March 23, 2008, 08:57:45 AM
Chainsaws, lawnmowers, knives, AND scissors sharpened here?! I know where I'm going next time I've got a summer camp full of sexy teens to kill!... or just when the next zombie apocalypse finally happens.

"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead
"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge

AnubisVonMojo

#6
March 23, 2008, 09:03:33 AM
Taxidermist on site. I'll mount all of your pets and family members for half the price of those fancy taxidermists over at Cousin Zeke's Stuffin' Hole!

"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead
"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge

Mr. DS

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March 23, 2008, 09:26:05 AM Last Edit: March 23, 2008, 09:30:40 AM by The DarkSider
Check out our Sunday circular in your local paper for more super deals. 

and

I wonder where the entrance is to the store? 


*side note, karma to you Indiana for posting this pic.  I keeps getting funnier more I look at it. 
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Terf

#8
March 23, 2008, 11:42:15 AM
Does anyone else see "ALL YOUR BASE" on that sign? Maybe it's just me...
Things could be worse; you could be twins.

AndyC

#9
March 23, 2008, 03:01:48 PM
The one that makes me laugh is Mary and Bobby, apparently being humiliated for bouncing a cheque.
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Jack

#10
March 23, 2008, 04:02:58 PM
"We accept food stamps for liquor" 
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

TheDope

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March 23, 2008, 07:57:24 PM


Several come to mind:

Rest assured, Tom Arnold's new business is going quite well.

That's right - I buys dem gold teeth, so open yer damn mouth, boy!

Unfortunately, the blog they have for rent is at "cheaparkansascrap.com".

Can you engrave these dog tags for my wife?  It's her birthday.

The outside isn't much, but just wait until you see the collection of antique Nascar Coors cans inside!

Antique mall?  Oh good; I was hoping to get a nice Queen Anne chair...can I pay you in my grandma's gold incisors?


TheDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.

Inferno

#12
March 24, 2008, 07:21:45 PM
The Warhammer Orks couldn't spell the sign correctly, so they took the pawn shop owner hostage and made him post the sign for them.

AnubisVonMojo

#13
March 24, 2008, 09:41:38 PM
He buys silver & gold, huh? Anyone else think "Dan" might be an alias for... YUKON CORNELIUS?! Infamous claim jumper and wanted for the mutilation and unlawful capture of an endangered species!  :buggedout:

"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead
"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge

sideorderofninjas

#14
March 24, 2008, 10:23:31 PM
At least, it's not near the "Ho-Made Fudge" sign...
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