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Mr. DS

#15
March 25, 2008, 05:06:28 PM Last Edit: March 25, 2008, 05:20:11 PM by The DarkSider
Quote from: indianasmith on March 22, 2008, 10:36:45 PM



No Credit?  Bad Credit?  Haven't got a job?  You best be gettin' da f*ck outta here...

OR

No Shoes, No Shirt, Well Come On In!
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"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

flackbait

#16
March 25, 2008, 11:56:39 PM Last Edit: March 26, 2008, 12:00:55 AM by flackbait
Also featuring:
Bill Zeke's Barbershop and Mullet Stylist
or:
Will except moonshine or whiskey as payment!

Sister Grace

#17
March 26, 2008, 05:38:22 AM
We also have a large stock of aluminum foil, lithium batteries, sudafed, and all your other recreational needs...
Society, exactly as it now exists is the ultimate expression of sadomasochism in action.<br />-boyd rice-<br />On the screen, there\\\'s a death and the rustle of cloth; and a sickly voice calling me handsome...<br />-Nick Cave-

Terf

#18
March 27, 2008, 12:51:15 PM
You want what?! Tofu?...Hmmm - will chopped groundhog doo?
Things could be worse; you could be twins.

SynapticBoomstick

#19
March 27, 2008, 12:59:23 PM
I'm trying to figure out how you'd go about buying Wal-Mart.
Kleel's rule is harsh :-B

JJ80

#20
March 27, 2008, 01:21:31 PM
"Please Do Not Ask for Credit As A Blast From A Shotgun May Offend"

soylentgreen

#21
April 11, 2008, 11:34:01 PM
Be sure to ask about the two-headed snake in the tank.  It's over by the jackalope skull collection.


Dan, proprietor of Dan's Cash n Pawn...A Zagats "Must-See" 2 years in a row.
That's my driver's license picture....I hate that picture!"

AndyC

#22
April 14, 2008, 07:36:10 PM
Quote from: soylentgreen on April 11, 2008, 11:34:01 PM
Be sure to ask about the two-headed snake in the tank.  It's over by the jackalope skull collection.


Dan, proprietor of Dan's Cash n Pawn...A Zagats "Must-See" 2 years in a row.

"Stay away from the refillable lighters. They've got a death curse."

Karma for that picture. Bet I know who he sharpens the chainsaws, knives, lawnmowers and scissors for.
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Mr. DS

#23
April 16, 2008, 08:38:04 PM
Quote from: indianasmith on March 22, 2008, 10:36:45 PM


Now Under New Management!

or

Spend $50.00 And Get A Free Pistol!


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http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

CheezeFlixz

#24
April 22, 2008, 12:16:04 AM


Three letters come to mind ... PWT
So if they but gold teeth, do they take them out too, could explain a lot.

badmovielovers

#25
May 12, 2008, 12:03:49 PM
"I buy wallmart?????????"
IT'S A TRAP!!!!!

The Burgomaster

#26
May 13, 2008, 05:59:16 AM
"Ebay . . . the early years . . ."
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

asimpson2006

#27
May 13, 2008, 06:24:34 AM
No cash, no credit, no problem.  We accept teeth, car parts, and your first daughter as a payment.

Buy 1 lb of Gold, get a pound of free. 

Half price ammo on Wednesdays.

Got a deer, raccoon, rat, or some other non domestic animal?  Get it butchered here for free.

jdlarch

#28
May 22, 2008, 10:36:35 PM
And they sell everything in bulk...because everyone that shows up is driving a pickup!

or

Isn't it interesting how he conserves his letters in "Bldg 4 rent" but spells out a big ol' word like counterfeit?! And I wonder how many times a day he has to tell his patrons, "It means fake."
Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.

clockworkcanary

#29
May 28, 2008, 06:45:26 AM

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