Laserblast Aliens

[Mr. DS]

From my review of Laserblast...



"Since its impossible for us physically  to do the Vulcan hand thing, we shall use this as our official greeting and LIKE IT..."

[TheDope]

The expected sequel to Flesh Gordon was, unfortunately, a good deal more disturbing than erotic....

[AnubisVonMojo]

Shortly after they started dabbling in LSD, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles started a nudist cult. Raphael declared himself Lord of the group, donning a medallion that he claimed gave him magical powers, as well as a steel prosthetic hand which he replaced his left hand with, claiming that said hand "conspired against him". Along with Donatello and Michelangelo, the three killed and ate both Leonardo and Master Splinter before taking this photo and moving to the surface to spread their cult to the world. They were soon gunned down by the NYPD and dumped back into the sewers, where they were eaten by C.H.U.D.s and albino alligators. 

[Inferno]

HEIL LIZARD HITLER!
or
THEEEEEEEEE SPACE POPE!

[AndyC]

Here we see dinosaurs of the Plasticine era.

[Flangepart]

From my review of Laserblast...



Waaa? Ah, go on, no planet can have people with necks

that short!

[Terf]

Once E.T. joined the "Universal Gate" cult, he was forced to cover his "telepathic hand" with a metal glove to keep from influencing the group's more overly-susceptible, gullible members.

OR

All alligators look like this before they apply Jergen's lotion.

OR

Swearing revenge after getting fired from "Dr. Who".

[SynapticBoomstick]

"All in favor of blasting the next person to make a phallic joke, say 'aye'."

[Ryantherebel]

Shortly after they started dabbling in LSD, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles started a nudist cult. Raphael declared himself Lord of the group, donning a medallion that he claimed gave him magical powers, as well as a steel prosthetic hand which he replaced his left hand with, claiming that said hand "conspired against him". Along with Donatello and Michelangelo, the three killed and ate both Leonardo and Master Splinter before taking this photo and moving to the surface to spread their cult to the world. They were soon gunned down by the NYPD and dumped back into the sewers, where they were eaten by C.H.U.D.s and albino alligators. 

Close the thread, he wins.

[BlackAngel75]

"You guys look like dicks"