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Who Saw Scarlet Fry's Junkfood Horrorfest

Started by Scarletfry, May 15, 2008, 07:49:12 PM

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Sister Grace

i only recently discovered star wars kid a few days ago, James was trying to cheer me up by telling me things could be worse (i.e. i could have been star wars kid). I don't know what was more funny, the youtube clip or his utter shock that i didn't know who star wars kid was. Since then though, I've been having sightings...

i'm sure star wars kid is alive and well and works as a cashier at our local save-a-lot...
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Dennis

Quote from: SisterGrace on May 19, 2008, 02:28:13 PM
i only recently discovered star wars kid a few days ago, James was trying to cheer me up by telling me things could be worse (i.e. i could have been star wars kid). I don't know what was more funny, the youtube clip or his utter shock that i didn't know who star wars kid was. Since then though, I've been having sightings...

i'm sure star wars kid is alive and well and works as a cashier at our local save-a-lot...

Okay, I give up, who or what exactly is star wars kid ? How do you tell if you're one ? I mean if I'm one of them I'd like to know. If I turn out to be one could we have a telethon, raise money and find a cure or should we just have a big party?

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Susan

This kid will forever live as an internet legend.

my god - i'm that bored right now i'm looking for an old link i had with alternate variations of his kid..lol  this is why i shouldn't take vacations, i sit up all nite surfing the net.

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Dennis

Quote from: Ash on May 19, 2008, 10:00:03 PM
Read this:
Star Wars Kid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU
Well I give this guy some credit for the video, he's got to know what he looks like, yet he put it on you tube anyway knowing he'd have to return to school and get his a## kicked but the school dipsticks. This video proves that he's a brave kid, also proves he's incredibly dumb, but quite probably very happy too.

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Doc Daneeka

Quote from: DENNIS on May 20, 2008, 08:05:05 AM
Quote from: Ash on May 19, 2008, 10:00:03 PM
Read this:
Star Wars Kid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU
Well I give this guy some credit for the video, he's got to know what he looks like, yet he put it on you tube anyway knowing he'd have to return to school and get his a## kicked but the school dipsticks. This video proves that he's a brave kid, also proves he's incredibly dumb, but quite probably very happy too.
I think he meant to keep it to himself and those aforementioned dipsticks were the ones who shared it.

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Quote from: DENNIS on May 20, 2008, 08:05:05 AM
Quote from: Ash on May 19, 2008, 10:00:03 PM
Read this:
Star Wars Kid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU
Well I give this guy some credit for the video, he's got to know what he looks like, yet he put it on you tube anyway knowing he'd have to return to school and get his a## kicked but the school dipsticks. This video proves that he's a brave kid, also proves he's incredibly dumb, but quite probably very happy too.

Actually, he made the video and left the tape in the camcorder. Other students found it and posted it on the 'net a while later. He sued the families involved for a ludacris sum of money. When it first came out, he was prasied, and some place even raised money to get him a computer or an iPod, , something like that, , then he started the whole lawsuit thing and they retracted. When the lawsuit first got rolling, people (kids) were saying that he was an arrogant, abrasive kid that had a hard time keeping friends (Much of that was quickly withdrawn as the parents leveled their legal artillery at anyone even remotely involved). Sounded like there was a REASON he was the only one in the video. Once they saw the dollar signs, , he all at once was the victim. His parents claimed "will be under psychiatric care for an indefinite amount of time". Sorry, but if you as a parent have screwed your kid up so much that his own actions at 14 years old cause that type of irreperable damage, then you're as much at fault and don't deserve any money, , and it'spointless to throw money at it, because it's not going to help. It's not like he got caught performing an act of beastiality or eating his own feces, he was doing what kids do: They act goofy from time to time, especially when bored. Funny thing is, , that by starting the lawsuit, that family sealed his fate in regards to him being DEFINED for the rest of his life by that whole scenario, rather than it getting shrugged off after a little time and chalked up to goofy things that kids do. Now, at 20 or so, when he meets some girl and she finds out he's SWK, rather than something easy like "I was 14, I really liked Star Wars and was REALLY bored at school", he has to go through the "I was embarased and my mommie doesn't like for me to be embarrassed so they got this lawyer and he sure showed everyone that made fun of me for that".

Anyways, this is what I understand about the situation, and is in to way immune to misunderstanding or misinformation.
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Rev. Powell

Quote from: Ash on May 19, 2008, 10:00:03 PM


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU

You know what would have made that video even cooler, If instead of the star wars kid it Starred calico cooper Alice coppers daughter the Star of Sacrlet Fry's Junkfood Horrorfest instead.
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I wouldn't worry about that kid, his superior light saber abilities rival that of Master Yoda's. 

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AndyC

Funny, I was just thinking there were a few moments where he would have done a Venus de Milo on himself had he actually been using a lightsaber.
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Quote from: Rev. Powell on May 20, 2008, 08:59:42 PM
Quote from: Ash on May 19, 2008, 10:00:03 PM


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU

You know what would have made that video even cooler, If instead of the star wars kid it Starred calico cooper Alice coppers daughter the Star of Sacrlet Fry's Junkfood Horrorfest instead.

Who's Calico Cooper? And whats a Scarlet Fry Junkfood horrorfest?  :question: ( :tongueout:)
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Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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AndyC

You know, Scarlet Fry's Junkfood Horrorfest would make a nice running gag every time somebody posts one of those "worst movie ever" or "most annoying movie" threads.
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ghouck

Quote from: AndyC on May 21, 2008, 07:38:26 AM
You know, Scarlet Fry's Junkfood Horrorfest would make a nice running gag every time somebody posts one of those "worst movie ever" or "most annoying movie" threads.

Or we could use a name that is CLOSE, so we all know what we are referring to, but not so close that it would lead to the actual movie in a search.
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution